Weird Things That Happened to Me (ALL TRUE)

Mouthwash, Please

Hey, so... this just happened a few minutes ago, June 14th 2022...

It's a hot sunny day and I decided I wanted to eat this coconut we had, so I got my mom who was on my deck to help me open it. We made a hole in it with a nail and drank a bit of its juice, which tasted awfully strong. We then poured it out to find that it was yellow. We were new to coconuts, so we though it was normal and decided to just not drink anymore of the juice (thank goodness), and then we decided to hammer open the coconut. My mom gave it two hits, then I gave it two hits and it was cracked all the way through, so I slowly opened it. I expected a delicious, white, smooth coconut, but no. It was a white and fluffy coconut. With greyish green and black spots. You can put together the pieces 💀