miserina and paulina ( misery parody.)

meeting miserina

" hey wake up!" miserina said as the snow cat woke up. " are you alright i was upset by that car im miserina........" 

" im paulina  and this is paul and candice..." paulina said. " you know the crashed car?"

" thats them?" miserina gasped. " oh im so so sorry it was just-"

" its fine!" paulina smiled. " so do you sing?" 

" sure!" miserina replied walking away. " i sing guns n roses!" she looked at paulina. " come on!"

paulina felt a little excited she followed the brown cat  she was scared but yet happy her dream came true but it was wired because she nevered wanted this but she loved to sing she stoped when the grey , orange and tan cat saw her she wanted to say hi but cant she was struck by fright and happiness she bit her lower lip and sidled her tail her ears lowered and finally spoke. " hi im paulina or paulina sheldon im just a cat who wants to make my dream come true.......as you know im a snow cat a wild cat breed  and i heard about your leader miserina......" she smiled the cats looked at her.

" nice to meet you!" Daniela said. " im daniela! i work outside.............."

" oh really?" paulina smiled.

" im leoina!" the orange cat said winking with a smile.

" your full of glee!" smiled paulina.

" i know!" 

" im Patricia!" Patricia said. " im the good one you know!" she smiled showing a golden tooth. " your new here?"

" yeah...." paulina smiled. 

" then we will teach you!" miserina smiled.

a few days later paulina was singing a high note miserina was in utter shock seeing a cat hit a note like that. " wow!" 

" jeez no cat ever hit that high note i mean come on!" leoina said in shock then looked at the tan cat.

" that cat is a good one and im going to get replaced!" Patricia cried.

" really!?" miserina yelled.

" i know i been wanting to do that for years!" paulina smiled walking to pauls room to see him getting a shave she smiles warmly.

" I guess it was kind of a miracle, you finding us." candice said.

" ha No, it wasn't a miracle at all." Annie said. " In a way, I was following you."

" what???" candice gasped. " you were following us?" 

" Well, it wasn't any secret to me you were staying at the Silver Creek, seeing as how I'm your number-one fan and all.... Some nights I'd just tool on down there and sit outside and look up at the light in your cabin and I'd try to imagine what was goin' on in the room of the world's greatest writer and the worlds talented singer and comedian.." Annie said.

" Say the last part again, I didn't hear you...." Paul said moving his head.

" Don't move now." Annie said. " I wouldn't want to hurt this neck.... Well, the other afternoon I was on my way home, and there you two were, leavin' the lodge.... And I wondered why a literary genius would go for a drive when there was a big storm comin'. "

" we didn't know there was a big storm coming." candice said.

" Well, lucky for you, I did. And lucky for me, too, cause now you're alive and you can write more books." Annie smiled. " Oh, Paul, I've read everything of yours.... The Misery novels. I know 'em all by heart.... All eight of 'em. I love them so....."