the next day miserina was with paulina
" See, isn't this nice?" Annie asked.
" Great. I always wanted to visit the other side of the room." Paul replied
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" ooh And look what I got for you!" Annie smiles getting a Electric razor. " an electric razor so you can shave yourself now."
paul turned on the buzzer miserina and paulina look at each other in confusion.
" what?" asked miserina.
" i dont understand annie!" paulina cried.
" If I knew this was gonna be the surprise, you could've gotten me to burn all my books." Paul joked.
" haha!" candice smiled.
" Now, don't poke fun!" Annie laughed. " This is a very big day for you, Vera. You just sit tight and I'll set everything up." She walked away.
" Set what up?" Paulina asked.
" you see Paulina That's the big surprise....." Annie said getting a table. " Your owners new studio... After all, writers do need a place to work." She said getting the legs of the table out.
" what?" miserina asked, confused.
"Work? You mean write.....?" paulina asked.
"What in the world do you think I'd write?" Paul asked.
" i dont know paul but i sense something bad!" paulina said.
" paul, I don't think. I know!" Annie said. " Now that you've gotten rid of that nasty manuscript, you can go back to doing what you're great at! Your going to write a new novel, your greatest achievement ever." Annie said bringing the Typewriter the words make the cats blood run cold. " misery's return."
" what??" cried paulina her ears lowering.
" no!" miserina gasped.
" misery's Return?" Paul and candice asked.
" I know you didn't mean it when you killed her, and now you'll make it right. It'll be a book in my honor, for saving your life and nursing you back to health! Ooh guys! you're gonna make me the envy of the whole world!" Annie said.
" You just expect me to whip something off, is that it?!" Paul asked.
" I expect nothing less than your masterpiece." Annie said.
" annie please wait!" paulina jumped on the table with the typewriter. " You do understand that this is not the ordinary way in which books get written. I mean, some people might actually consider this an oddball situation." the cat explained.
" my cat is right." paul said. " i...."
" paul its okay!" candice said.
" I have total confidence in your brilliance! Besides, the view will inspire you...." Annie said. " You just inhale that. I'll be right back."
paulina lied down and looked on the floor seeing a hair pin. " hey annie?" she asked. " I guess you don't get bothered by neighbors much."
" Don't you worry about that, your owner will have total solitude so you can concentrate on your work." annie replied.
" Great.........." Paul said.
" I got you this expensive paper to type on, and I got a great deal on this 50-pound clunker, on account of its missing an N." Annie said.
"I told the saleslady N was one of the letters in my favorite writer's name." Annie said.
" It's two of the letters in my favorite nurse's name, Ann-ie!" Paul said.
" You fooler! Did I do good?" Annie asked laughing.
" You did great.... There is just one little thing. I can't work on this paper. See, it's Corrasable Bond. It smudges." Paul explained. " So I thought maybe, if you went back into town, you could bring me some white long-grain mimeo."
" But mine cost the most, so I don't see how it can smudge..." Annie said.
" Come here, I'll show you." Paul said putting paper in the typewriter.
Annie comes to Paul and watches as Paul typed the word smudge and Rubs it. Annie rubs it too.
" see what paul meant? "candice asked.
" ha! It does smudge, after all. Isn't that fascinating." Annie said.
" I thought you'd be interested. I'd like for you to be in on everything, Annie. Not just the finished book, but how it's written." miserina said jumping on the table joining paulina.
" Thank you for thinking of me...." Annie said walking away. " Anything else I can get while I'm in town? Any other crucial requirements that need satisfying? Would you like a tiny tape recorder? Or how about a handmade set of writing slippers? and would you like cat food?"
" no.. just the paper will be fine." Paul replied. " and you fed the cats."
" Ooh Are you sure? 'Cause if you want, I'll bring back the whole store for you!!" Annie yelled.
miserina lowered her ears walking away.
" Annie? what's the matter?" Paul asked.
" WHATS THE MATTER?! ILL TELL YOU WHATS THE MATTER I GO OUT MY WAY FOR YOU!" Annie yelled. " I DO EVERYTHING TO TRY TO MAKE YOU TWO HAPPY!! I FEED YOU , I CLEAN YOU, I DRESS YOU I TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAT! AND WHAT THINGS DO I GET?! OH YOU BROUGHT THE WRONG PAPER ANNIE! I CANT WIRTE ON THIS PAPER ANNIE!!!!!! WELL ILL GET YOUR STUPID PAPER BUT YOU JUST BETTER SHOW ME A LITTLE MORE APPRECIATION HERE MR MAN!!!!!!!!" ANNIE shouted slamming the paper to Pauls lap.
Paul groaned in pain as Annie left slamming the door paul cried.
" oh my cat goddess!" paulina cried.'
" we are in a pickle we got to get out of here!" candice cried.
annies car left the scene paulia lets out a sigh.
" hey paul i foud a hair pin!" miserina smiled holding the pin standing on her hind legs paul never saw a cat stand up before he got the pin.
" lets do this!" said candice.
YOU ARE READING
miserina and paulina ( misery parody.)
Humorpaul sheldon a writer and his cat paulina and his friend candice ( me.) gets in a bad car crash paulina escapes and meets miserina a vocoidal coach who teaches her to sing to solve her problems based off stepen kings misery as my ocs too
