Are You Ready?!

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A/N: I got this idea for a fic based on a conversation in DMs I had with Hamiltrashcat! Enjoy! This is a parody of Six the Musical!

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We open on a stage. The curtain is down, and medieval versions of various songs from different Disney Channel shows play, such as the Owl House Theme, "No Big Deal", "Ready as I'll Ever Be", et cetera. After a few minutes, the curtain rises, revealing characters from six Disney Channel shows. We see Luz Noceda, Rapunzel, Anne Boonchuy, Milo Murphy, Star Butterfly, and Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera.

LUZ:

CANCELED...

RAPUNZEL:

RUSHED ENDING...

ANNE:

LEAKED....

MILO:

CANCELED...

STAR:

RUSHED ENDING...

FENTON:

BELOVED...

LUZ:

AND TONIGHT, WATTPAD, WE ARE......

ALL:

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

LUZ:

LISTEN UP, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY!

RAPUNZEL:

A STORY THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE!

ANNE:

WE KNOW YOU KNOW OUR NAMES, AND OUR FAME, AND OUR FACES

MILO:

KNOW ALL ABOUT GLORIES AND THE DISGRACES

STAR:

I'M DONE CAUSE ALL THIS TIME, I'M JUST ONE MORE SHOW IN THIS STUPID RHYME

FENTON:

SO I PICKED UP A PEN AND A MICROPHONE

ALL:

DISNEY IS ABOUT TO GET OVERTHROWN!

LUZ:

CANCELED...

RAPUNZEL:

RUSHED ENDING...

ANNE:

LEAKED....

MILO:

CANCELED...

STAR:

RUSHED ENDING...

FENTON:

BELOVED...

ALL:

AND JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT, WE'RE CANCELED, RUSHED, LIIIIIIVE!

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE DISNEY REMIX

SWITCHING UP THE FLOW AS WE TELL YOU OUR SIDES

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX SHOOOOWS

RAISING UP THE ROOF AS WE HIT THE CEILING

GET READY FOR THE TRUTH THAT WILL BE REVEALING

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX SHOOOOOWS

BUT NOW WE'RE...EX-SHOWS

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