IQ: Smurpy

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(A/N: "I think I like when it rains" is my new song for these two, also, a playlist I've been listening to on loop heheh)

Michael: so that's what happened haha...
Drevon just staring at Michael:
Michael: (Oh god I messed up didn't I)
Drevon: (WHAT DO I SAY)

Michael: Fuck.
Smirky: We've got to work on your cursing.
Michael: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Michael: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Smirky: Stop romanticizing the past.

Michael: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Smirky: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Michael: Absolutely not.

Smirky: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Michael: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Drevon: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Michael: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Smirky: I owe you one.
Michael: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

Smirky: I'm in love with you.
Michael: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Smirky: I know.
Michael: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Smirky: Are you trying to seduce me?
Michael: Why, are you seducible?

Michael: Smirky, you love me, right?
Smirky: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

Smirky: I want to kiss you.
Michael, not paying attention: What?
Smirky: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Smirky: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Michael: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take back

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 30, 2022 ⏰

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