(A/N: to clarify the characters in here are: Smirky, Kagekao, Yandree and Michael)
Three killers and a normal(?) individual, they would be such a cute polycule
Smirky would be the main interest by default since this is a book specifically for him, but Michael in the center would also be good
Smirky: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Kagekao: Not if they consent to it.
Yandree: Depends who you're stabbing.
Michael: YES?!?
Kagekao: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Kagekao and Yandree, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Michael: Our turn, Drevon! One, two, three- vanilla!
Smirky, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Michael: Um... is Kagekao sleeping or dead?
Smirky: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Yandree: Yeah, so did I.
Kagekao: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Smirky, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Yandree, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kagekao, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Michael, trembling: What are we playing
Smirky: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Yandree: Is it me, Smirky?
Smirky: No, it's not you.
Michael: Is it me, Drevon?
Smirky: It's not you either.
Kagekao: Is it me, Smirky?
Smirky:
Smirky, mockingly: Is IT mE Smirky?
Smirky: Why is Yandree so sad?
Michael: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Smirky: And...?
Yandree: I got Kagekao.
Smirky: Wake me up...
Yandree: Before you go go!
Michael: When September ends...
Kagekao: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Michael, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Smirky: You did WHAT–
Kagekao: William Snakepeare
Yandree: While I'm gone, Kagekao, you're in charge.
Kagekao: Yes!!!
Yandree, whispering: Michael, you're secretly in charge.
Michael: Obviously.
Michael, trying to ask Smirky out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kagekao: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER
Yandree: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Smirky: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Kagekao: Put spaghetti in it.
Smirky: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Michael: Put spaghetti in it.
Smirky: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Yandree: Put spaghetti in it.
Smirky: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Smirky: Dammit, Yandree!
Yandree: What?! It wasn't me!
Smirky: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kagekao!
Kagekao: Not me either.
Smirky: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Michael: *whistles*
(A/N: This is absolutely perfect because Michael canonically does arson)
Smirky: *Screams*
Kagekao: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Michael: Should we do something?
Yandree: No, I want to see who wins.
Smirky, Kagekao, and yandree are sitting on a bench
Michael: Why do you guys look so sad?
Yandree: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Michael sits down*
Kagekao: The bench is freshly painted.
Yandree: *Gently taps table*
Kagekao: *Taps back*
Michael: What are they doing?
Smirky: Morse code.
Yadree: *Aggressively taps table*
Kagekao: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Hostile Yandree and Kagekao is such a mood
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Dr. Drevon 'Smirky' (WACH)
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