Silly Goofy Times

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"You should go talk to her!" you urged.

"I dunno..." your best friend, Peter sighed as he looked at his long-time crush, MJ, who was chatting to one of the Oscorp scientists.
"So... I can?" Harry asked, you shot a glare at him.
"What? I was just-"
"Harry..." you warned.

Harry huffed as he strode off, Peter sighed.

"You're going to have to talk to her at some point Peter." you chided.

"I know," he muttered as he held up his camera, you took out your notebook to take some notes, you were both in the school newspaper, you were a journalist while Peter was a photographer. A frog fell onto your notebook, you jumped and yelped. It croaked, staring at you, you scooped it up, looking around.

"Is anybody missing a-argh!" you felt the frog bite you and you dropped it, it hopped away and you hissed in pain, frog bites shouldn't hurt that much... right?

"Hey are you-ow!" Peter shook his hand, you saw a spider leap off and scurry away.

"Are you ok?" you asked.

"Yeah... a spider bit me," he grumbled.

"Huh. A frog just bit me."

You both looked at each other and laughed. Sure the bite was painful, but what a coincidence that you both got bit?

Little did you both know that those bites would change your life.

"Come on Rhino, give it up!" you called out, Peter landed another kick and the Rhino roared as he charged at you, you leaped up in the air about 10 stories high, a little girl had her face pressed up against the window, you blew a kiss as gravity pulled you down. You shot out your tongue, it stuck itself to Rhino's horn, you whipped your head up and flung him up in the air, landing gracefully, your tongue whipping back into your mouth. You didn't really like your prehensile tongue, but it was useful, you watched Peter string the Rhino up in midair and kick him back towards the ground, he landed with a boom! Shattering the concrete. He landed next to you.

"I think he's out for the day," Peter noted.

"Yeah." you agreed as you took off your gloves, you walked over to the knocked-out supervillain and wiped your hands on him. "Ok, he'll be out for two weeks at the most," you announced, putting your gloves back on.

Peter snapped a couple of pictures for the Daily Bugle, as soon as he was finished you both swung off before the police arrived. Peter took off his mask in the dingy apartment, you did the same and sighed.

"I can see the headline now... Unhinged Supervillain Duo The Wallcrawlers Destroy the City Once More! " You told Peter, who laughed.

"Jameson is probably going to make me photoshop some images, really play it all up... It's weird, isn't it? To write slander pieces about us?" Peter asked, going into the bathroom to change.

"Yeah, but at this point, I just find it amusing. Ugh, my tongue is dry, I wish I had your powers," you complained as you changed into a t-shirt and jeans.

"Oh come on! You have cool powers! Like your fingers are cool!" Peter pointed out, getting out of the bathroom.

"Yeah, but I can't stop it from secreting itself, and my tongue..."
"I wish you would just embrace it-"

"You're called Spiderman, I'm called Frogette."

"...I think that Frog-"
You raised an eyebrow, you both knew that it was a stupid name. Peter sighed and shrugged.

"Well, we saved a lot of lives today, so I think that whether or not your superhero identity is... less than ideal, it's worth it, isn't it?" Peter asked, getting a caprisun out of the fridge.

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