part three:virgil

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virgil loves answering spam calls and saying some weird shit like "happy harrys mortuary, you stab em, we slab em, some go to heaven some go to hell-o how may i help you?" and he just CRACKS UP when they immediately hang up on him

this man ADORES cold blankets. like- give him a cold blanket he can wrap around himself, and he WILL stay there until its not cold anymore and then sulk angrily about it

he has freckles he hides under foundation

this man would literally be the most caring cg ever, next to patton, he'd be the first.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 18, 2022 ⏰

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