Part 1. (Yes theres gonna be more incorrect quotes)
Enjoy :3
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Wilbur: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Techno: Wilbur, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass
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*Wilbur and Techno are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Wilbur: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Techno, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Wilbur: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Techno: Killed without hesitation.
Wilbur: No.
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Wilbur: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Wilbur: i became more evil if you're curious
Techno: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Wilbur: i'm going to get worse on purpose
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Wilbur: Violence isn't the answer.
Techno: You're right.
Wilbur: *sighs in relief*
Techno: Violence is the question.
Wilbur: What?
Techno, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Wilbur, running after them: NO-
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Wilbur: Am I in trouble?
Techno: Take a guess.
Wilbur: No?
Techno: Take another guess.
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Wilbur: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I'M SORRY]
Techno: What's that?
Wilbur: Remorse code.
Techno: I'm even angrier now.
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Wilbur: Techno... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Techno: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Wilbur:
Wilbur: I wrote sanitize, Techno.
(I would be Techno. My dyslexia kicks in and I cant read correctly)
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Techno, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Wilbur: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Wilbur: Hey Techno can I get a sip of your water?
Techno: It's not water.
Wilbur: Vodka, I like your style!
Techno: It's vinegar.
Wilbur: Wh-Wha-
Techno: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Techno: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Wilbur's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
😰😅
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Techno: You're right.
Wilbur: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Techno: God, give me patience.
Wilbur: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Techno: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Wilbur: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Techno: Go the fuck to sleep
Wilbur: What gif I don't want to?
Techno: Fuck You
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Techno: Wilbur was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Wilbur: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Techno: Wilbur, you ate a chair.
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Wilbur: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know
Wilbur: I've never heard you laugh before
Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Wilbur: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Techno: That's why I carry two swords.
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Techno: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Wilbur: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Techno: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Wilbur, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Wilbur: It's dark in here
Techno: Don't worry dude I got this
Techno: *Stomps their feet*
Techno: *Skechers light up*
Wholesome 🥹✨
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Wilbur: Okay, truth or dare?
Techno: Truth
Wilbur: How many hours have you slept this week?
Techno:
Techno: ...Dare
Wilbur: Go to bed.
Techno: I don't like this game
Oop 🤭
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Wilbur: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Techno: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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Wilbur: A theif.
Techno: Thief?
Wilbur: Theif.
Techno: I before E, except after C.
Wilbur: Thceif.
Wilbur: No.
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Wilbur: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Techno, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Wilbur:
Wilbur: fsh
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Aight- thats all for today :)
I got these quotes off generators okay
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