[COMPLETED] TwinsDuo OneShots (pls read the last chapter first before continuing

🍁Incorrect Quotess🍁

I love this series for some random reason
Enjoy 😊
!!Art isnt mine!!
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Techno: This is a mistake
Wilbur, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Techno: But not today
Wilbur, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Techno: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Wilbur: Alright, what's 30x17?
Techno: 47
Wilbur: That's not even close.
Techno: But it was fast.

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Wilbur: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Techno: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Wilbur: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Wilbur: they...they weren't always orphans.
Techno: I dont care

(I added my own twist)

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Wilbur: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Techno: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Wilbur: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Techno: Wilbur, that's a coma.
Wilbur: Sounds festive.

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Techno: What are your goals?
Wilbur: To pet all the dogs.
Techno: No, fitness goals.
Wilbur: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Literally me-

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Wilbur: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Techno: Really? Name one law
Wilbur: Don't kill people?
Techno: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Techno: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Wilbur: Wednesay
Techno: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Techno: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Wilbur: You and me!!!
Techno, tearing up: Okay.

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!! Sorry if I repeat some quotes from previous chapters!!
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Wilbur: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Techno: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed

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Wilbur: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Techno: You mean literally or figuratively?
Wilbur: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify.

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Techno, talking to Wilbur on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Wilbur: You bet!
Techno: At what temperature?
Wilbur: 535.
Techno: That's the clock.
Wilbur:
Techno:
Wilbur: 536.

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Wilbur: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Techno: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Done ✨
Sorry its short. Im tierd today lol

Que Dios los Bendiga

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