[COMPLETED] TwinsDuo OneShots (pls read the last chapter first before continuing

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Wilbur:There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Techno: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Wilbur: Techno, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Techno: Well of course I have.
Techno: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Techno: It's boring.
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Wilbur: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Techno: Spiders?
Wilbur: Spiders it is then.
Techno: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*

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Wilbur: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Techno: Neither.
Techno: Because it's twelve.

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Techno: I prevented a murder today.
Wilbur: Really? How'd you do that?
Techno: self control.

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Wilbur, going over Techno's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Techno: Yes
Wilbur: Okay...may I know what you create?
Techno: Problems.

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Wilbur: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Techno: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Wilbur:
Techno: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Wilbur: Change is inedible.
Techno: Don't you mean inevitable?
Wilbur, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Techno: Any idiot would know that.
Wilbur: I knew that!
Techno: See?

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Wilbur: Techno! My face is on fire!
Techno: Wilbur! Are you ok?!
Wilbur: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Techno: But your faceis on fire.
Wilbur: Yes.It's much faster than shaving.

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Wilbur: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Techno: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Wilbur: Yeah, they're all birds. 

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Thats all lol
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Im tired