[COMPLETED] TwinsDuo OneShots (pls read the last chapter first before continuing

🍁𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜🍁

Back at it again!!! Yaya 🫠
!! ART ISNT MINE, FULL CREDITS TO ARTIST !!

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Wilbur: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Techno: What's that?
Wilbur: You've never had leftovers???
Techno: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Wilbur: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Techno: Thank you
Wilbur: I didn't say that was a good thing
Techno: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Wilbur: I can explain.
Techno: Can you?
Wilbur: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Wilbur: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Techno: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Wilbur: No! Four to five seconds!
Techno: Too late!!!

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Wilbur: What's up guys? I'm back.
Techno: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Wilbur: Death is a social construct.

Litterly Techno's reaction to Wil being revived in a nutshell
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Wilbur: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Techno: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

(Wilbur trying to get Techno to date someone be like: ⬆️⬆️)

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Wilbur: I turned out perfectly fine!
Techno: Wilbur, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Wilbur: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Wilbur didnt put bread.. He put sand 😟

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Wilbur: Top 30 reasons why Wilbur is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Techno: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Wilbur: How do I deal with my enemies?
Techno: Kill them
Wilbur: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Techno: Kill them only a little?

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Wilbur: Okay, help me please!
Techno: Got two words for you.
Wilbur: I bet they won't be helpful.
Techno: Your problem.
Wilbur: I was right

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Wilbur: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Techno: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Happy Techno time :)

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Wilbur: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Techno: How can you still say that?
Wilbur: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

He isnt wrong..?

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Wilbur: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Techno: You? Magic? Wilbur, it says talent show.

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Wilbur, tending to Techno's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Techno: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

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Wilbur, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Techno, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Ah yes- Flawless 💅💅

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Wilbur: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Techno:
Techno: Wilbur, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Wilbur: *Sips sand from bowl*

(It was originally Coffee but I changed it to sand)

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Wilbur: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Techno: Only if you also don't ask why
Techno: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Wilbur:
Techno:
Wilbur: This one is fine 

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Wilbur, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Techno.
Techno: How did you do that without turning around?
Wilbur: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Wilbur: What is your biggest weakness?
Techno: I can be uncooperative.
Wilbur: Okay, can you give me an example?
Techno: No.

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Wilbur: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Techno, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Wilbur: BLOCKED.

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Techno: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Techno: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Wilbur: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Techno: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Wilbur: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Techno: What did you do?
Wilbur: Nobody died.
Techno: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Wilbur: Welcome, fellow idiots
Techno: Hello, Wilbur
Wilbur: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Techno: You underestimate me

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Wilbur: Techno and I have the kind of good brother relationship where we finish each other's-
Techno: Sentences.
Wilbur: Don't interrupt me.

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Techno: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Wilbur: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that

Aight- thats all the quotes for today
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