Naruto Abandoned Heir(revamp)

Chapter 10

"YOUTH!"

A scream was heard throughout Konoha. Naruto knows what that means. The exercise nutjob is doing something that will nearly kill the nutjob. Don't get Naruto wrong, he is friends with that nutjob. The only problem is Gai takes things to a different level.
He remembers it very clearly. Gai nearly got killed exercising on top of the hotsprings, while Tsunade, Mikoto, Tsume and Hitomi were bathing.
Well, it ended pretty badly. Jiraiya was peeping, when Gai fell on top of him. Destroying the wall that seperates the male and female side.

Flashback
"Any last words?" Tsunade said while cracking her knuckles.
"Mommy." Jiraiya whimpered then looked at Gai.
"Let me explain. It not what you think. I fell from the roof when doing my YOUTHFUL exercise." Gai explained trying to get out from the beating.
"I- I was you know, bathing?" Jiraiya said hoping that they would believe him.
"Gai you could go." Tsume said. Gai ran as fast as he can. He ran faster than than his best time.
"Sorry Jiraiya-san." Hitomi smiled then activated her Byakugan.
Jiraiya did what he could do best and used his forbidden jutsu, that he didn't taught to anyone. "Run like A Bitch no Jutsu."
In a puff of smoke Jiraiya ran faster than you could say 'pervert'.
End Flashback

Naruto was relaxing in the springs when that happened. He wish he could help, but well he just like to kill time and watch something entertaining.

Hokage Office.
Naruto entered the room only to see a redhead wearing an Uzumaki symbol on her long sleeve. He remembered her. Well, not her name. All he remembers is that she is the sister of Asahi and Tetsuya. The three of fhem used to bully him.
"Do you remember me, weakling?" The girl asked him.
"No, not really, do I have to?" Naruto asked her with a confused look.
"How dare you, I am Uzumaki Karin. Wield-" she was cut off by Naruto who raised his hand in front of her face.
"I remember you now, you look exactly the same. Damn, you are still a cow. I think I will call you bitchface." Naruto said thinking of other unique names.
"How da-"
"Mega Cow."
"You fu-"
"Titzilla."
"Peasa-"
"Fake-A-Saurous Tits."
"I'll have you know my tits are real." Karin said indignantly.
"If you say so." Naruto then looked at Hiruzen who is controlling himself from laughing. "Here Hokage-sama the papers for the Chunin exams for my team and Kasumi's." Naruto was about to leave.
"Bye Miss-Tits-I-Bigger-Than-My-Brain." Naruto bid her farewell.

End
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