Hogwart's Biggest Prank War

III : Toads

"How do you feel about your students?" Dolores Umbridge laid upon the uncomfortable couch, listening to her annoying therapist, Wendy ask her the stupidest questions possible.

"That's a stupid question" she said, rolling her eyes. Wendy sighed for the eighth time that session. She couldn't wait until her drug addicted hooker came in and the teacher was forced to leave. "I do not like my students at all. They are all out to get me"

Wendy groaned. "Dolores-"

"How many times have I asked you not to call me that?" Umbridge snapped. "Call me Professor Umbridge. I'm paying you, I believe you I am above your level"

Wendy stared at the woman on her sofa. "Yeah, I think we're done here"

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Umbridge had been at Hogwarts for two weeks and she had already been booked in for therapy. Her plan for Hogwarts was failing, which was why she had asked Cornelius for the Educational Degrees.

As nothing had happened for two days, she was pleased with herself and satisfied that the Educational Degrees were doing their job.

Harry Potter, however, was not. Ever since his detention, he had wished Umbridge death and written to Sirius asking if she was with Voldemort, but so far she was just an evil old woman. With her at Hogwarts he started looking forward to potions with Snape.

So while he was walking into the Great Hall to have lunch, needless to say he wasn't pleased when an Educational Degree fell on his foot.

Cursing Filch's poor nailing skills, Harry picked up the frame and smashed the glass inside of it in frustration. Realising the frame had a picture of Umbridge in it, he decided it was time for an impromptu prank.

He waved his wand several times and then duplicated the result once the frame was reattached.

He used magic to put them all back up and he grinned at his spell work.

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Umbridge was feeling so good that she decided she was going to eat her lunch with the other professors rather than stay inside her office.

Wearing a big smile and three layers of pink, she bounced into the Great Hall.

Yes.

Bounced.

As in skipping.

However at the entrance she stopped in her tracks and her mouth hung open.

Replaced by her Educational Degrees was a picture of her beautiful, pink smiling face.

It wasn't her face that she was bothered by though.

It was the caption.

WANTED TOAD FOR IMPERSONATION OF HUMAN.

She stood there motionless for several seconds before letting out a very Mean Girl like scream and screamed all the way back to her office.

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Dolores Umbridge was sitting in her office, just after all the classes had finished. She scowled as she could hear yelling of joyful students, celebrating their Friday night. She ignored it at first, but it got too much when they were still there at eleven. She opened the door suddenly to a corridor of students.

"WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL DOING OUT HERE? YOUR CURFEW WAS HALF AN HOUR AGO!" she yelled at them.

"Please professor" squeaked a third year boy. "we cant go back to our dormitories, there's too many of them!"

"Too many of what?" Umbridge snapped.

"Frogs" said a fifth year girl. Umbridge raised her eyebrows.

"Frogs?"

"No, they're toads Parvati" said a girl identical to the first.

All at once, there was much yelling amongst the students whether it was a toad or frog.

"SHUT UP!" Umbridge eventually yelled. "You are all being ridiculous! Get out of this corridor at once, or I will report you all to your head of house!"

The students all looked around uncertainly, none of them moving. Umbridge rolled her eyes.

"Fine, if you are all really that scared, I will go just to prove-"

Umbridge stopped dead. As she had turned the corner, there were over three hundred toads sitting on the floor, croaking. This was not the most odd thing about this though. It was the fact they were carrying picket signs, all saying things like

We love you Umbridge!

Queen of the toads!

Marry me, my love!

Be mine!

I'm your biggest fan!

I'll be yours forever!

They were toads. Carrying picket signs.
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nnouncing their love for her.

Umbridge turned back to the students, but as soon as she moved, the toads all came forward in a stampede, knocking her over.

She could hear the students screaming, and croaking, but her vision was obscured by thirty four toads on her body seemingly kissing her. Do toads even have lips?, Umbridge wondered as she screamed for help.

Eventually she saw some teachers run over.

"HELP! HELP!" She screamed. "THE TOADS ARE GETTING AWAY! GET THEM! IM DYING!"

However, all Professor McGonagall did was shake her head and tutted, in a very Umbridge-like manner.

"Dolores, did you try a simple repelling charm?" she asked, drawing out her wand and muttering the incarnation. All of the toads hopped off of Umbridge. She stood up, noticing she was covered in slime and a disgusting moss green colour of she didn't even want to know what.

"However, the enchantment for the toads itself is marvellous" said Professor Flitwick. "Fred and George Weasley, twenty points to Gryffindor each"