My Girlfriend is a Creepypasta(oc x janethekiller)

Meet the Council

I woke up in my bed with a splitting head ache. "Ow, my head" I said looking threw the Necronomicon. "I'm sorry honey, but you do deserve it" Jane said trying to comfort me, I think. I found a spell and said it, healing my hangover. "Thank god, oh shit council" I said getting dressed and woke up Slender and Slendela. "Guys get ready we have to go to council" I yelled beating on the door. Slender walked out without a shirt saying "give us a moment". I peaked in and saw Slendela sleeping, naked. I looked back at Slender and said "Slender you dog". "Just give us a minuet" he said. "Take as long as you need the love doctor doesn't mess with love, you go tiger" I told him smiling and walking away. I went down stairs and saw Misty and Rake kissing, it was so adorable. I decided to stay quiet and sit back and watch. After a few minuets of kissing and cuddling I decided to say "break her heart, Rake, and I'll kill you". "Um, I, uh" Misty said seeing me here "go away, Hollis". I laughed as Slender and Slendela walked down the steps. I looked at them, smiled, and said "booze, the best thing to happen to sex since the booty call". Slender started telling me off in German, I learned how to speak German. He said "shut up you insolent little worm". I replied with "I didn't use tentacles when I slept with Jane". He was about to hit me when the voice of reason entered his head, forcing him to stop. I laughed and opened a portal to the waiting room of the council. I let Slender and Slendela enter first but before she entered, Slendela slapped me across the face. "I deserved that" I said rubbing my cheek. "Hollis wait" Jane said running to me with a rag "don't forget this". She unfolded it and handed me the revolver from a while back, I had forgotten about that completely. "Thanks" I said giving her a kiss "see you soon". We found our selfs in a standard waiting room, that was surprising. "Hollis Mullins" the receptionist asked, it was the girl from the girl in the picture Creepypasta. "Ya" I said throwing up a peace sign to get a response. "They will see you now" she said pointing to a set of wooden doors. "Thanks" I said leaving when she stopped me. "And it's four now" she said feeling proud of her self. I laughed and headed in. I saw four chairs but one was empty, the others had the Hat Man, the Midnight Man, and Mickey Mouse, ok. "Mr.Mullins, or do you prefer Death Jr" Hat Man asked. "Either is fine with me" I said. "Well then Mr.Mullins it is" he said. "Do you know why you are here" Midnight Man asked. "No, I was hoping I could be informed on a so called crime I had committed" I explained. "The charge is Murder" Mickey said. "Two things, first why the hell is Mickey Mouse here" I asked. He stared at me and I started to question life and almost turned my gun on myself when he stopped. "I am Suicidemouse.avi" he said. "Ok, second, I'm a Creepypasta, it's normal for me to kill" I said. "You have noticed that there is a forth chair among us" Hat Man asked. "Yes" I answered. "Well this chair once belonged to Mr.Widemouth" Mickey said "you are charged with his murder". "Hey, wait a minuet, I killed him in self defense" I explained. "We know" Midnight Man explained "but a law is that anyone who kills a council member must go to hell for one week, nothing personal". "Oh, well won't I not be able to make it a week in hell" I asked. "You can't feel pain, it's just manditory" Hat Man explained. "Well ok, can I tell Slender to tell Jane that I'll be alright" I asked. "Of course" Mickey said. I walked out and saw Slender and Slendela talking about starting a family, love doctor struck again. "Hey guys" I said. "What's the verdict" Slender asked. "I am being charged with Widemouth's death, they told me it's only mandatory" I explained. "Well what's your sentence" Slendela asked. "A week in Hell" I answered. "You won't live that long there" the girl said. "Don't worry, I'm immortal and incapable of feeling pain" I told her as a portal opened. "This my ride" I asked the girl. "Yep, by the way my name is Allie" she said acting kind of shy. "I'm flattered, but I'm married" I told her. "Aww man all the good ones are taken" she said crossing her arms and leaning back in her chair. "Time to go to hell" I said entering the portal.