Bachelor Party

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It's been a couple of weeks since I proposed to Jane. She walked down stairs and kissed my cheek all dressed up in one of her best dresses, same with Clocky and Slendela. "Where are you ladies headed" I asked. "Slendela and Clocky are throwing me a bachelorette party" she said as a portal opened. "Don't cheat on me" I laughed. "No promises" she said entering the portal. I continued my documentary on the Nazi Occupation of Stalingrad when E.J, L.J, and Rake came down chanting "bachelor party". "Dammit" I said hoping to not have to deal with a stripper or prostitute. "Come on" Rake said. "Time for a bachelor part" E.J continued. "Monster style" L.J finished. "Ok" I said getting up. L.J opened a portal and we all entered. We appeared on top of a building looking down at an alley. "What the Hell are we doing" I asked. L.J readied his claws an said "hunting". "Theirs my kill" E.J said looking at a drunk yelling something inaudible. He jumped down and slit his throat then removed his kidneys and put them in a cooler. He came back up and said "yay, spiked kidneys". After like five minuets a woman came down the alley and Rake said "my turn" and turned into the monster, quickly slicing her face off. "That was fun" he said climbing back up. After another couple of minuets a girl, about sixteen, walks into the alley. "How about you take this one, Hollis" L.J offered. "Something's wrong" I said feeling something wrong about her aura. I used the memory reading power to see bits of what has happened since yesterday. First, I saw man having sex with a girl that wasn't her. Then, I saw her cutting her self, and crying. Finally, I saw her load a gun and put it in her jacket pocket. I knew this was bad and teleported in front of her. She fell over terrified. I looked at her and saw smeared makeup and tears on her face. I crouched down and offered her my hand. She excepted and stood up, I placed her on a bench and said "don't be scared, I'm what you would call a guardian angle". "A-An angle" she asked. I nodded and wiped the makeup and tears away. I looked at her and said "I know what has happened to you and you must know that suicide and murder aren't viable options". "I loved him, he told me he loved me" she said crying again "then I see him fucking that skank". "I didn't say he didn't deserve to die but you can't do it your self" I said placing my hand out "now give me the gun". "Here" she said, still crying, giving me the gun "I just want to die". "Shh, don't say that" I said letting her cry on my shoulder "there will always be someone out there that will truly love you". "You think so" she asked. "I know so" I said as a metaphorical light bulb appeared "what's his address". "What" she asked. "His address" I said "what is it". "Um, 157 Ridge" she said "apartment 56". I dried the tears back up and asked "what's your name". "Tiara" she said. "I'm gonna deal out some revenge for you" I said standing up "I'll be back in five minuets". "Where are you going" she asked as I teleported to his apartment building. I walked in and found the apartment, and from the sounds he was at it again. I couldn't open the door so I turned to darkness and phased threw. I heard something that was to familiar, he was at it again. I went into the hall and found the room that they were getting it on in. I kicked it off its hinges and saw a girl that wasn't the girl from the memories. "Holy fuck" he said covering his extremely small sword. "Who are you" the girl asked. I decided to try out the new signature I came up with. I grabbed him by the throat and said "your sins shall determine your fate". I placed my hand on his forehead and saw three major sins: adultery, theft, and lying. I removed my hand from his forehead and said "the verdict, guilty of several counts of theft, dozens of counts of adultery, and hundreds of counts of being a lying little pig". I slammed him onto the ground and readied my scythe. "The sentence, death, to be carried out immediately" I said listening to him screaming and her screaming and crying. I was tired of her so I quickly placed my hand on her forehead and said "sleep" making her pass out. She fell down and she reminded me of my sister and how I used to tuck her in at night, so I tucked her in and whispered into her ear, in some language that I didn't know I knew, "may god allow you to live another day". I went back to him and raised my scythe and said "gods work is now done" and sliced his head off with a single slash. I teleported back to the alley and saw L.J trying to kill Tiara. I quickly grabbed him and slammed him into the bricks and yelled "I see you try to kill another kid and I'll rip your head off". "Ok,ok, jeez" he said backing down and heading back to the roof tops. "Thank you" she said crying into my shoulder again. I wiped the tears off once more and said "he's dead". "He is" she asked with a mix of wonder and concern. "Yes, you should know he did that before" I explained "he never loved you, he just liked, and I quote, you sweet ass". "Then good riddance" she said hugging me "how can I ever repay you". "Stop cutting your self" I answered. "Deal" she said. "Well I believe this is goodby, for now any way" I said opening a portal. "Wait, mind if I ask, what's your name" she asked. "Hollis Mullins" I replied "or Death Jr". I entered the portal and appeared on top of the roof. "Let's go" I said teleporting home and continuing my Nazi documentaries on the History Chanel.

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