My Girlfriend is a Creepypasta(oc x janethekiller)

Pre-Christmas Commotion

I heard my alarm going off singing 'jingle bells'. Three days till Christmas I thought to my self. I sat up an looked out the window, it was snowing. Jane wrapped her arms around me and said "snow ball fight". "Snow ball fight" I agreed till I saw her stomach and said "you gotta sit this one out". "Oh come on, every year I destroy everyone" she begged. "No your two mouths pregnant, no snow ball fights for you" I told her. She gave up and started pouting. I got up and threw my jacket on and headed down stairs for some coffee. "Morning" Slender told me, one of the few things me and him have in common is we are not morning people. "Hey, coffee brewing" I asked. "Yes, enough for a cup right now" he said. "Good" I said getting a cup. I sat down and drank my coffee at 6:00 in the morning, the reason I get up at 6:00 is I have to cook breakfast for the house. I got up, cracked my neck and started cooking. At about 8:30 everyone except L.J are awake and I usually finished breakfast. "I need coffee" Clockwork said loudly being one of the last ones down. "Here" I said giving her the coffee in her favorite mug, the clock from 'Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared' saying 'sometimes time just runs out'. "Thanks" she said sitting beside E.J. I figured out the best way to get them together, I would place a piece of mistletoe over them on Christmas Day, they just need a push. I served everyone and left a salad for L.J. I sat in between Jane and Misty and had my coffee with a few pieces of bacon, I don't eat much. "I hate you all" a voice said coming down the steps. "Good morning to you to L.J" Ben said with a mouth full of pancakes. "I hate Christmas" he said. "How can he hate Christmas" Misty asked me. "Wait till the coffee kicks in, he'll be better" I say finishing the bacon and putting my plate away "hey Clocky, later today you and I gotta get shopping". "K" she said finishing up an putting her plate away. After everyone finished I went outside and took in the crisp winter air when I got pelted with a snowball, time to rock. I turned and saw Ben duck behind a tree and Slender became one. I heard L.J and E.J tell me to come here and start fighting. I hid in a fort Misty made yesterday and started making ammo when Slender teleported and hit me with at least 8 snowballs. "Oh it's on" I said pulling out the Necronomicon and saying a spell making Slender's force field ability cancel out. Slender started cussing me out in German and I hit him right in the head, making him fall. "Bulls eye" I said looking at Ben's oh so excellent position right below the roof, and a pile of snow. "What's your idea" L.J asked. "Time for him to face his fear" I said snapping my hand starting a fire. "You wouldn't dare" he smirked. "Yep, hit the snow pile and I'll melt it" I said. He picked up a snow ball and chucked it as hard as he could at the snow on the roof. "Missed me" Ben shouted. "Wasn't aiming for ya" L.J said as I used a fire ball and melted all the ice into water, Ben got soaked. "Yes, got him" I said shaking L.J's hand and seeing Ben twitching, over did it maybe. "Um, to far" I asked seeing him about to enter a mental breakdown. "Uh oh" I said ducking down waiting for hell to be risen. "Get down" L.J yelled as we all got to cover. I heard footsteps and saw Ben standing over me with a knife. "Truce" I offered seeing the evil that was in my berserker mode in him, that was bad. I started running saying "I'm gonna break his arm". By this time everyone got outside and started laughing. He kept slashing and stabbing with no success and I eventually put his arm in a hold that, if I bent it right, would snap it. "Ben, cease and decease" I said as he kept stabbing and cutting. "I warned him" I said breaking his arm and snapping him out. He then looked at me and started crying saying "why did you do that". I put him on a log and Doc came over and saw it then said "I can't fix that, it may need to come off". Ben started crying louder saying "no I need my arm". "I have an idea" I said pulling out the necronomicon and read a spell that healed Ben's arm and dried him up. I hugged him and said "I'm really sorry dude". He sniffed and whispered in my ear "paybacks a bitch" and stuffed a bunch of snow down my shirt and ran behind all of the girls who all had snowballs. "Really girls, you can't beat us" I said being backed up by L.J, E.J, Slender, and Masky. "Oh really, how about a challenge" Jane said pelting me with a snowball. "You shouldn't have done that" I said pulling out my scythe to scare her. "Y-you wouldn't dare" she said backing into the wall. "Oh wouldn't I" I said getting really close to her with the blade of my scythe to her neck. "I-I thought you loved me" she said starting to cry. When I kill I whisper into there ears and tell them there most evil sins, but this time I went to her ear and said "I do" and kissed her neck. "You ass" she said hugging me an kneeing me in the guts. "I gotta go get the decorations for the house now" I said "Clocky, let's go". "Coming" she said running to the car. I step in front of the car and opened a portal to Walmart and drove threw. We saw it was packed, but who said a little magic ever hurt. I used a spell and made a car at the front of the lot disappear. We got in and I went for the decorations and Clocky went for the food. We met back up and I saw a lot of chocolate, I mean a lot of chocolate. "Um, what's with all the chocolate" I asked. "You can never have enough chocolate" she said looking at a hoodie with a pair of head phones built in, perfect for E.J. "Um, how much cash do we have" she asked. I looked at the price and knew we had enough. "After the food, about $50" I answered. "Cool" she said grabbing the hoodie. I decided not to say anything since I got Jane a shirt with me on it saying "let me show you your sins". We got back and Clocky hid the hoodie in her room. "L.J, help me with the groceries" I asked. "Sure" he said getting like 10 bags, same as me. We got everything in and put it away. I sat on the couch for about thirty seconds when I saw one of those claymation Christmas movies, I think it was The Island of Misfit Toys, I can't stand those movies. I looked outside and saw Slendela sitting on a bench outside with a letter. I walked outside and asked "what's wrong". "The council request your arrival, after Christmas" she said. "Wait what" I asked. "You have broken a law of some sort and are needed for trial" she explained. "That can't be good" I said. "No, not at all" she said crumbling the paper "but let's not think about, it's a festive season, let's us celebrate". "Good idea" I said as we walked and started decorating. I set up the tree and Slender and Slendela helped the kids decorate it. I helped put up the odds and ends with Jane and Masky. Once we finished I saw a winter wonderland, an it was boring. Even Jane thought it needed a little bit of creep. I opened up the Necronomicon and searched for a spell, found it. I spoke the words and few skulls and bones appeared around the house. "Hey toots" a skull said, it had a bottom jaw "ya mind givin' me a smooch". "You talking to me" Clocky asked. "No, I'm talkin' to the clown" he said sarcastically. "Ass hole" E.J said pulling it off the wall and stomping it.
The next day everything went by kinda slow, I got all the food ready for tomorrow's dinner. I also hid a chocolate cake for desert, the adult kind. At about midnight we hid the presents and hung the stockings ready for morning.