My Girlfriend is a Creepypasta(oc x janethekiller)

My girlfriend is a creepypasta

Hollis's pov
We had bolted out of the gun store with no gun and found us on a deserted road in the woods. After five minutes the car started smoking and slowing down. "No no no, shit" I said as the car stopped completely "I'll see what's wrong". "Wait, Hollis" Jane said pulling something from her purse "the other guy from the store gave me this". She pulled out a small 1980 detective special revolver and gave it to me. "Thanks" I said kissing her and loading the gun. I opened the engine and examined the V8 engine when I heard a noise from behind me. I turned around and saw a weird animal starring me down. After a few moments the monster ran towards me and I took aim and shot hitting it on the shoulder, it only stayed on the ground for a few seconds and it charged me again so I shot him twice, once in the chest and once in the shoulder. After it fell I blinked and didn't see the monster but a kid who was no more than 10 with oddly long finger nails and it asked "ow, why'd you do that". By this time I was really confused and heard a voice from in the woods say "I win Rake, you know the deal". As soon as the person came into view I swore I was seeing things cause I saw Laughing Jack. "Ya I know, you get my desert for a week" the kid said standing up and walking towards me "hi I'm Rake, you know the creepypasta". By this time Jane was out and beside me, as confused as I was. "We're here for Jane" L.J said snapping me back into the real world. Like it was instinctual I aimed my gun at L.J and said "you won't touch her". He raised his hand and said "wow, wait a sec, maybe slender will let you stay with us, just lower the gun". I lowered the gun and a portal appeared with a mansion on the other side. Rake ran in with Jane and L.J motioned me to enter. I was skeptical but I entered and was out side a mansion and I felt the feeling again. Once I got in the house I saw familiar creepypastas: there was eyeless jack playing battle field with ben drowned, laughing jack walking inside, rake talking with Jane, masky making a move on Jane. He grabbed her hand and was about to kiss her hand which made Jane uncomfortable. Right before he kissed her I put the barrel of my gun to his head and said "do it and I'll put a bullet in your brain". After saying that he backed up away from her and Jane kissed me on the cheek as said with a fake southern accent "my hero". I smiled until I saw something black rap around my neck and slammed me against a wall choking me out. Once I was able to see I saw the infamous blank face of slender man. "What is this mortal doing in my mansion" slender said with a German accent. L.J placed his hand on Slender's shoulder and said "let him go slender, he refused to let Jane go without him coming, and with a gun to your head you agree to almost anything". "Why didn't you kill him" slender asked. "Cause I would have killed them" Jane said placing her knife to Slender's neck. "Fine but he needs to become a Creepypasta by the end of the week" he said letting me go so I could breath "Toby pick him out a weapon from the shed". "Yes sir" tici Toby said as he came from upstairs "come with me". I fallowed Toby to a small shed out back and inside were multiple bladed weapons. I was about to grab a fire axe but a scythe was glowing and compelled me to grab it and spin it around. "A scythe" Toby said in confusion "no one is able to master the scythe". I didn't listen and seemingly mastered the scythe instantly spinning it around without hitting anything. After a few minutes slender came to check on me and was surprised to see me master a scythe. "Impressive, others who attempt to use a scythe end up killing them selfs doing something stupid" he said.
I finished using the scythe and went exploring the mansion. I found all of the Creepypastas in the house: tici Toby, slender man, laughing jack, eyeless jack, sonic.exe, ben drowned, masky, and dr.smiley. I also found a few empty rooms and a room covered in blood with bladed weapons lodged in the walls with the words 'go to sleep' written in blood. "Hollis slender needs you down stairs" sonic said seeing the room I was starring at "ya slender thought it was a good idea to let him live here, but he ended up kicking him out". "I will kill him, at all costs" I said heading down stairs when a door caught my eye, it was covered in chains and dead bolted so it was impossible to open with out a key or set of bolt cutters. I decided not to worried about it and headed down stairs to see what slender wanted. "Ya" I said as slender pulled out a pen and paper and handed them to me. "Write down some items you need for your room" he said as he went back up stairs into his office. "Not a people person I guess" I said heading over to Jane. "Hey what do we need for our room" I asked. "Let's see: a flat screen, an X-box, black and purple wall paper, thousands of horror movies, and a stereo system" she said as I wrote them down. "Any particular albums you want" I asked. "Any pop or alternative" she said. "Really, huh ok" I said writing down pop, alternative, metal, and rock "ok, that's every thing". I walked up stairs and gave the list to slender and I what seemed like seconds the room was decorated with everything on the list. I think I will like this place a lot I thought as I got ready for bed.