You know that moment when you woke up at the crack of dawn to make breakfast for your dads, only to burn it? Yeah... the fire alarms were going off. Luckily, FRIDAY realized that it was just smoke before they turned on on any level other than the Avengers Levels. Unluckily, the Avengers (who weren't visiting their dads or kids) were now awake. They ran into the kitchen, to see an embarrassed teenager with a plate of burnt pancakes. "Uh... happy Father's Day?" "Oh, Pete..." Tony muttered, taking a pancake off the plate. "Are they at least good?" "A for effort." "Damnit." "LANGUAGE."
"Here." "Uh..., Pete hate to break it to ya, but these gift bags are empty." "Ah, shit! I knew I forgot something! Be right back!" As he sped off, Tony and Stephan shook their heads at each other. "I love our kid, the scatterbrain." "Can you blame him? He's the definition of a Bi disaster." "He's the definition of YOU as well."
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Fanfiction*ON HIATUS FROM JUNE FIRST TO MAY THIRTY-FIRST EVERY YEAR! I WILL BE BACK NEXT YEAR (maybe)* Pride Oneshots for Pride Month because it's June! :) Lots of Gay because it's, you know, Pride Oneshots! Percy Jackson and Marvel because... they're GAY! No...
