[Chat: South Park survivors]
Stan
i cant believe this things stilll alive lol
[Craig removed Tweek from chat]
Stan
i-
[Craig added (XXX) XXX-XXXX to chat]
Stan
Whomsrv-
craig wth??
Kenny
craig removed Tweek!????
did you guys have a fight??
oh god did you break up!?!
NO
NOT THE POWER COUPLE
LOVE IS A LIE
CRAIG
Kyle
Uh...
Kenny
WHO IS IT
CRAIG ANSWER ME J STG
IS THAT UR NEW BOYFRIEND???
Are they hot
Hi
Hi
Hi
Cartman
why tf are you spamming
shut up Kenny
Kenny
No u
Cartman
your so cringe its embarrassing
Kenny
Uno reverse
Stan
A
Kyle
...
Uhm, ok then.
Craig while we support your love choices or whatever.
Kenny
WE DO NOT
SOUTH PAEJS POWER COUPLE
GONE
JUST LIJE THAT
LOVE IS A LIE IT DIESNT EXIST SCREW EXISTANCE IM JZHSJNSD
jk jk love whoever you want
but why remove Tweek 😭😭
mans didn't deserve this
tweeks bae
Wait
hes free right
imma
Snatch.
Kyle
I will literally remove you, shut up.
Kenny
Its cause I'm pan isnt it 😡😡
The homopobia
hapophillia??**
It's radiating
Stan
bejdjdjdjfj man what-
Kyle
Homophobia**
Learn how to spell.
Clyde
did Craig die
Kenny
holy chicken macaroni where in tomato town did you come from-
Clyde
im always here
😌😌
Stan
werent we talking about something???
like new person person.
yesyes
Kyle
Yes, thank you Stan.
Craig.
While we support you changing love life, why on gods green earth would u remove Tweek and add a random person to the South Park group chat?
Butters
Maybe someone new moved to town??
Stan
they wouldn't be added
this is for SOUTHPARK kids
like
our childhood???
Kenny
its for the og's
Stan
yea-
Butters
but we shouldnt discriminate
what if they needed friends
Cartman
oh my god butters shut up
your voice is so annoying
Kenny
this... this is texting you dumbass
Cartman
Yea
and butters voice is so annoying that i could hear it through the screen
Butters
aw gee cartman im glad your still thinking of me
Stan
thats gay
Clyde
Wait-
you think Craig.
Craig Tucker
Would, out of the kindness of his heart, add someone to a chat to make friends??
Tolkien
Wow
He used commas
Clyde
ik ik I'm so sofisticated
Kyle
Sophisticated*
Stan
Maybe he did it to fuck with them???
idk man-
Clyde
shut up no one wants Grammarly 😭😭
Craig
Tweek got a new phone
That's the number
Kenny
O
*empty text bubble*
YEA MY POWER COUPLES STILL TOGETHER
LOVE IS REAL
BDJDJDJJF
Stan
Bruh
Kyle
And you waited this long to tell us?
Craig
I wanted to see how this played out
Kenny
:p
Hey Tweek
Hey Tweek
Hey
Tweek
Tweek
Tweek
☕️
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
AGDKNSJ
EHAT
EGOS THAT!?!?
Kenny
Haha egos-
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
THEY KNOWMH NANNE-
OH GID
THE ALIENSS
THEIR EVOLVIBG
OG SHIF
ARE THEY WATCHING ME ?!?
NOG GOD
IM BEIGN WATCHED
Clyde
Read up
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
OH
OH GOD
GHEYTHIUGHTWR BROJR IP???
Stan
Tweek dude
your killing me
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
OH HFJG
IMDORRY
DOBT DIE
O SHIT
WE NEED A FIXTOR???
Stan
no.
not literally I just
nvm
just-
look at the keyboard when you type??
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
I AN???
ITSTHIS NEW OHINBE>>>
UTS DOENWS HAVE A BUTTON>>>
LIKE
WHAT AND AM SYOOIED TO DO???
HOW DOE I USE IT??
ITS DO WEITD-
Kyle
This is killing me.
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
/9446vvv
Stan
I-
What???
thats not even letters tf-
Clyde
he said sorry
Kyle
...
How?
How did u translate that?
Clyde
O
You know when ur like typing really fast and u switch to the numbers thing and you forget to switch to letters again so you just type out on the numbers and yea
you know
Stan
...
Kyle
No?
Clyde
huh-
Butters
im gonna put the chat on mute for a bit
your blowing up my phone and soon my dads gonna accuse me of being in a pyramid scheme or something and i dont feel like being grounded again T^T
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
OH FOD YOUT IN A PYRAMID SCHEME???
WHO=
OH FOD FONT COME FOR MY MONEU I CSNT HANFLE THAT-
Stan
fskahril you dont ahve to tell us dude
Butters
naw i know
i just dont want you guys wondering why i wasnt gonna be replying
Cartman
shut up butters noone cares if you leave.
Kenny
bye butters ^^
Butters
bye kenny ^^
people do care if i leave because unlike you, Cartman, i actually have friends. =)
Cartman
I-
Stan
*empty space bubble*
Kyle
*empty space bubble*
Clyde
*empty space bubble*
Tolkien
*empty space bubble*
Bebe
*empty space bubble*
Kenny
*empty space bubble*
AKJEWFAKLRAILUHFAIH
POP OFF BUTTERS
YESSSSS
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA
Cartman
SHUT TF UP KENNY
YOU ARE READING
How is this chat still alive? | South Park Chatfic
Fanfictionthe whole tags and title and stuff are bland rn imma try to fix that but im posting this before school so I dont have ,such time and if I don't do it now I never will *may include upsetting themes/language- all is meant in a joking manner the author...
