fzkfh cartmans birthday wow
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Kyle
Stan, this really isn't how birthday gifts work
Stan
shhhhhhhhh
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Kyle
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happy birthday fatass
Clyde
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Bebe
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Wendy
Happy birthday, Cartman
Jimmy
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Clyde
man I didn't even know the girls were in here-
happy birthday og fat kid 😌
Butters
happy birthday Eric ^^
Kenny
happy birthday dude
each year you grow bigger, we all await the day you burst out into confetti 😌
Clyde
tf
Stan
happy birthday tubby
Cartman
Oi
no fat jokes on my birthday
Craig
then stop being fat
Cartman
its my life choice Craig.
Craig
then deal with the fat jokes
Kenny
I already got you a present Cartman so you cant make me stop with the fat joke 😠😠
Cartman
I dont want your dirty present.
..
give it to me later or i'll gut you.
Kenny
kinky
Stan
damn we were supposed to get presents-
Cartman
HEY
see if I get you something for your birthday bitch.
Stan
you got yourself a present for my birthday fatass.
kenny
kenny
let me leech off your gift
ill pay you back pls
Kenny
pwease*
Cartman
I can see this.
Kyle
no one cares
Kenny
no can do stanny-boy
Clyde
s t a n n y - b o y
Kenny
my gift is an action 😌
no money involved
Cartman
cause your poor.
lame
I dont want a crummy blowjob if thats what your offering
Craig
ew.
Kenny
even I wouldn't stoop as low as to lay a finger on you good sir.
Clyde
akrfhrilu
Cartman
what did you get me
Kenny
just wait and see
Cartman
no.
tell me.
your surprises always suck.
Kenny
screw you.
for this wondrous day upon which you were birthed years ago
I have humbly decided
that I shall leave your feline companion alone for the entire day 😌
Cartman
...
your gift to me.
is that your not going to try to sniff mr.kitty's piss
for the whole day.
Kenny
that is correct
im so generous
Cartman
.
Stan
damn
even me not getting him a gift is better than that-
Kenny
stfu
Cartman
make it a month
Kenny
2 days
Cartman
your breaking my balls, kenny
Kenny
you wish
a week.
Cartman
why are you bargaining on my birthday.
Kenny
because I cant be away from boobs that long
DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE WITHDRAWL??
Cartman
yes
Kyle
I have to agree with cartman
Kenny you need to stop sniffing cat piss
.. ew agreeing with cartman
Cartman
aye.
2 weeks.
Kenny
...
deal.
Cartman
so far Kenny has the best present.
Butters
u didn't even see mine-
Cartman
I dont want your faggy gift
Butters
naw man..
Stan
butters ill take your gift
Kyle
Stan, this really isn't how birthday gifts work
Stan
shhhhhhhhh
butters
butters
ples
Butters
o gee- if Cartman didn't want the gift from me why would you take it??
Stan
so I can give it to him
Butters
o
well alright then, ill meet up with you on the way to school 😊
Stan
sick
thanks butters
Butters
no problem ^^
Clyde
shit-
I didn't get him anything either 😶
butters-
do you wanna-
dress up as a card again for me-
Butters
sorry Clyde I only do sick cards and holidays now ^^;
Clyde
damnit-
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EUIAKWHGRIALUWHF I NEED TO STOP WITH THE CAT PISS LITERALLY SOMEONE REVOKE MY WRITING RIGHTS ITS NOT OK 😭😭😭
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