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Kenny why were you prepared to hide a body?

we dont like french people apparently, tweek might have killed someone and butters has been to jail??

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[Chat: South Park survivors]

Butters
I'm sad pip moved away

Stan
Who

Kyle
I'm sad Cartman didn't move away

Eric
Aye!

Kenny
Same
I miss that frenchy

Pip
I'm not French I'm British
Stupid French people.
With their ridiculously long bread
and weird mimes
Like just talk-
It's not that hard

Tweek
MKMES ARE TERRIFYIBGS-

Stan
Butters that was so random
How'd pip even get in ur mind??

Butters
I saw a hat like his in the store

Kenny
buy it.
cosplay as pip
No one will know

Eric
Yea
Your both forgettable
no one would be able to tell u apart

Craig
Eric
If your truck one day miraculously is missing all four of its tires
I hope you know why

Clyde
Hey I like French people baguets

Kyle
Baguettes*

Clyde
Fuck you
No one needs to know how to spell long bread

Tweek
I NJKLED IT
OG GID WHAT FI I DO??
ITS DEWD-

Clyde
wut

Stan
Huh-

Kyle
Excuse me?

Tolkien
I'm sorry?

Kenny
whomst???

Butters
Naw geez Tweek
I hope you didn't kill someone
It would suck to go to jail, trust me I've been
My parents were real sore with me-

Tweek
OH GID-

Stan
Tweek killed someone??

Kenny
ok
ok
no one panic
tweek where are you i got plastic bags and bleach
well chop up the body noone will know

Clyde
i dont loke how prepared kenny is fir this

Kyle
don't*
like*
for*

Kenny
ok everobe dekete the messages with tweek
noone needs to know
we can do this

Clyde
KYLE IM
🖕🖕🖕

Craig
Hey thats my thing.
🖕

Kenny
TWEEK COME BACK
DID THE COOS FIND YOU
TWEEKKKKKK
I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

Clyde
your bf just murdered someone and this is what your worried aboyt

Tweek
ABDJKDBDBF I FONG WANNS FO TO HAIL OF GOD YHIS ID TO MUCCH PRESUDE

Kyle
about*

Kenny
your not gonna go to jail
whod you kill
we got this

Craig
dont tell me how to boyfriend.
tweek what happened?

Tweek
ABJDJFFNJF
MY TUNISP
THEURE AMM DEAD
THETE ROTTEN I DOHNT WHAO NWHAT TO DO
I DOBG HAVR SNY MINEU

Stan
I.
CANT.
READ.
WHAT.
HES.
SAYING.
CRAIG.
TEACH.
YOUR.
BOYFRIEND.
HIW.
TO.
TYPE.
OR.
IM.
GOING.
TO.
BREAK.
MY.
SKULL.

Craig
good
you do that marsh
tweek leave the turnips out on the ground and get some ants for the museum or whatever
u can come to my island and ill give you some turnips and bells, its ok

Tolkien
What is going on

Clyde
TWEEK YOUR TURNIPS ROTTED NOOOO
BEIDJXJKDNDJD
RIP TURNIPS

Tweek
THANJ YOY CRAIG

Craig
👍

Clyde
:0
a thumbs up emoji
wow

Kenny
DO I NEED TO HUDE A BODY OR NOT-

Jimmy
i think your good

Stan
are we gonna ignird thr fact that Butters has been to jail befire-

Kyle
Stan, we've seen Butters in jail on multiple occasions.

Stan
o yea-

Cartman
*multiple occasions*
fucking jew.

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I don't think I've added any of the girls in yet-
except for bebe that one time but uh-
sorry bout that-