Kenny is god
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Kenny
what animals would we be
stan would be a dog
Stan
i accept this wholeheartedly
Clyde
is that how you use that word??
Stan
no idea
Kenny
jimmy would be a hamster
Jimmy
why
Kenny
idk dont they always die funny
Jimmy
...
Kyle
Cartman would be a fat pig.
Cartman
AYE
Butters
he already is tho-
Kenny
abskdkkdkf
ahahah yes
ok
ok
cartmans a pig
Cartman
i did not agree to this
Kenny
shut up noone cares
uh who else
tweek would be a hedgehog
no explanation given its just the vibes
craig will be a mule
rude ass motherfucker
Stan
arent mules stuborn not rude
Kenny
same thing
Craig
im a guinea pig.
Kenny
but
Craig
im a guinea pig.
Kenny
...
alright fine then
craigs a guinea pig
clyde gives off puppy vibes but thats technically taken
uhhh
Clyde
OOO
OOO
I WANNA BE A KANGAROO
Tolkien
why-
Clyde
Abskdkkd HIPPITY HOP WITH A CHILD IN MY STOMACH SOCK
Kenny
guys this isnt how it works
im supposed to give u animals because i am god
Stan
said who
Kenny
said me now sit tf down and let me finish.
Jimmy
damn
Kenny
thank u 😌
butters will be a bunny
cause hes nice and shit
shut up
uh
tolkien
u
u a cheta
Kyle
cheetah*
Kenny
Yea that
Tolkien
what
Kenny
idk they feel
fancy
anyways
kyle
u would be a cat
Kyle
Why would I be a cat?
Kenny
cause
there like smart and shit
Kyle
So are owls?
Kenny
yea but owls are creepy as fuck
Kyle
What?
Kenny
like like
ok
they turn their heads like 360
like tf
exuse me
is ur bones ok good sir
im
neck
gone
and and
they dont like
poop or whatever
you know??
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