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4.𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨

heyy guys 🤭🤭🤭
this is gonna be a crackfic bc i love them so
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YIPPEE!!!
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OKAY LET'S GO
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"I FUCKING DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!"
I screamed to myself, jumping around happily.

Basically, if you're confused, I bought a Hot Topic.

Recently, I won the lottery, getting millions of dollars and what better way to spend it than to buy a Hot Topic?

"What's with all the screaming in here?" A gruff voice called out as your bedroom door opened. "I JUST BOUGHT THE HOT TOPIC YOU WORK AT!" You shouted, a huge grin on your face as you bounced from one foot to another.

"...You what?"
"You heard me, emo boy!"
"No I heard you, but, why would you do that" Shadow asked with a grimace.
"To annoy you, obviously!"

"...I'm quitting" Shadow said as he glared at you. "WHAT?! Why?!" You cried out, grabbing Shadow by his shoulders.

"Because you're going to make me do weird shit like wear a dres-" "YOU'D LOOK SO CUTE THOUGH! Ugh! Where else would hire your emo ass anyways?"

"Spenc-" "Don't say Spencers horndog." You crossed your arms, shifting your weight to one foot.

"Well, I could always become a pastel goth and work at clair-" "That would look so dum-" "STOP CUTTING ME OFF HOE." Shadow shouted, glaring holes into your own eyes. "Damn calm down." You held up your hands defensively, Shadows glare never faltering.

"I guess I'll work at Starbucks." He said, crossing his arms as he gazed at the floor. "Bro, you're gonna look dumb working anywhere other than Hot Topic, so you're just going to have to put up with me!" You said with a wide smile, patting him on his back.

"Don't touch me." "Okay buddy." "No." "Okay pal." "No." "OKAY WELL WHAT CAN I CALL YOU?" You questioned, crossing your arms. "Call me my name. Damn." "Okay booty head."

Shadow groaned dramatically, pinching the bridge of his nose. "If you make my work life hell, I'm making your entire life hell." He said with a glare in your direction. You held up your hands with a mischievous smile. "Okay Mr. Grumpy pants, i wont make you wear a dress of anything." You said matter-o-factly.

"I might make you wear booty shorts though" You muttered under your breath; Shadow, of course, heard it. "WHY DO YOU WANT ME IN REVEALING  CLOTHES YOU SKANK?!" "HEY! DON'T CALL ME A SKANK YOU HOE!" "SLUT!" "CUMDUMPSTER!" "GLORY HOLE WHORE!" "Hey now, thats a little far." You frowned. "Yeah, sorry." Shadow said gruffly.

"Oh well! Let's get you into your uniform!" You said, grinning from ear to ear as you pulled out a pink magical girl costume. "GOD DAMNIT."
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HEY GUYS SORRY IVE BEEN GONE I GOT A NEW PHONE AND COULDNT LOG INTO THIS BULLSHIT💀💀💀 IM BACK NOW

this is also hella short but whatever🤭🤭