Oden Blues: The Ballad of Chibita (Chibita x Reader)

When Chibita Second Met You

Panic was alive at the Matsuno residence after an incident involving the misuse of one of Dr. Dekapan's medicines. The six of them switched bodies. They went to Chibita's stand to make it his problem too.

"I don't get it," scoffed Chibita. "Why does it matter? You all have the same face."

"It matters!" insisted Osomatsu. "How would you feel if you knew that your dick was touched by Choromatsubator?"

"Shut up!" growled Choromatsu. "It's not like I'm the only one who masturbates!"

"Shit! I just realized, if I were to jerk off, I'd basically be touching Fappymatsu's dick!"

"I just want to get the taste of whatever Ichimatsu ate out of my mouth," cried Todomatsu.

"Why are you guys bothering ME about this?" Chibita's eyebrow twitched with annoyance. "Can't you go to Dekapan about this?"

"These are matters of grave distress!" Karamatsu explained painfully dramatically. "We need a drink!"

"IT'S FUCKING NOON, YA IDJITS!" cried Chibita. "And I'm NOT giving you guy's anything until you pay off your tab. Go to Dekapan and leave me alone!"

"Don't be so mean, Chibita!" cried Jyushimatsu.

"Yeah, you're being a dick!" Osomatsu growled.

During their arguing, you were waiting outside the stand, wondering if now was a good time to return Chibita's umbrella. You decided now would be as good a time as any and walked in. None of the brothers noticed you, as they were too busy yelling at Chibita, who immediately noticed you. This is when Chibita second met you.

"Ah," said Chibita. "Y/n! Come on in!"

At this, all the brothers turned to you. To your surprise, they really did all have the same face. You walked to Chibita's side of the stand and handed him his umbrella. "Thank you again for letting me borrow it, Chibita!"

Chibita blushed slightly as he took back his umbrella. He attempted to chuckle to mask his bashfulness, "No need to thank me, ya idjit! I'm just glad to have helped you!"

The brothers then started grinning like the idiots they were.

"You're not usually this shy, Chibita!" teased Todomatsu.

"Are you two an item?" asked Karamatsu.

"You've been holding out on us?" Ichimatsu muttered.

"Spill the beans, Chibita!" Osomatsu insisted. "How did you manage to snatch such a cutie?"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU ASSHOLES!" Choromatsu shrieked, turning bright red from embarrassment. You chuckled to yourself, attempting to shake off the awkwardness of the situation.

"You guys must be the sextuplets Chibita was talking about," you said. "Nice to meet you. I'm y/n."

The sextuplets introduced themselves one by one. In doing so, they explained that they have switched bodies. As they continued to explain, you began to assume they were joking. After all, they all looked the same to you. From the corner of your eye, you could see Chibita losing his patience (or whatever remaining patience he had left). Still, that did not stop the brothers from continuing to tease you and Chibita, as well as argue amongst each other for what felt like the next several hours.

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After the sextuplets have finally left, you and Chibita finally had a moment to yourselves.

"So those were the brothers," you smiled, admittedly already forgotten most of their names. "They seem nice."

"They are complete assholes," Chibita groaned. He pressed two fingers against his temple and made some circular motions with them. "If you don't mind, I think I better pack up for the day."

"Of course not," you assured. "Need any help?"

"Well, if you're offering."

You helped Chibita clean up and pull his stand. While you two were walking, Chibita noticed Iyami running up to the two of you.

"Oh, this guy," Chibita sighed. "Iyami, I'm not in the mood for any schemes you're trying to pull!"

"How rude!" scoffed Iyami. "Who said anything about pulling any schemes? Moi just wants to show my good friend some pictures from my trip to France!" Iyami pulled out a photo album, featuring photos of him posing next to the Tokyo Tower. He then turned to you and smiled. "And who's your friend?"

"This is y/n," Chibita answered. "I met them the other day. Y/n, this is Iyami. He's a long time friend."

"Pleased to meet you," you held out your hand, which Iyami took and shook.

"Pleasure's all mine," Iyami grinned. "You know, if things don't work out with Chibita, then I'm always free to..." Chibita stepped on Iyami's foot. "SHEEEH!"

"God, why is everyone trying to annoy the piss out of me today?" groaned Chibita. "Come on, y/n. Let's go."

"It was a joke," whined Iyami, rubbing his foot to soothe the pain.

Once you and Chibita were alone again, you chuckled sheepishly, "You sure have quite interesting friends!"

"I'm sorry," Chibita sighed. "They are all pretty embarrassing."

"Embarrassing friends are usually the most fun!"

Chibita smiled, happy to not have scared you off.