This is the day after that day at recess (see last chapter):
We were at recess getting bored, and I started a conversation about Hamilton. One of my friends said that Hamilton is "ok" (HOW RUDE), so I wanted to see how she viewed the characters. So, that's how she made her "summaries" of all the characters. Welp, here they are:
Peggy:
- Forgotten little Schuyler sister, only has like 2 lines, then turns into hot chick who cheats, seduces, and ruins Hamilton's life.
Angelica:
- First: "OMG! I'm a smart bitch who's in love with a penniless boy! Oh, my sister likes him more? Well, I'll give him to her. I will never be satisfied. Like, NEVER. AND IM GONNA SPEND A 3 MINUTE SONG CRYING ABOUT IT-"
- Then: "Oh, Alex, I'm going to London, but I'll see you again, hopefully, ok Hammie? I like you more than my husband, but oh well. I'm going to London, don't forget to write to me Hammy-bae."
- Finally: "BITCH you cheated on my sister?! Imma make sure you reach hell now. Like, NOW. *Pulls out knife*"
I'm probably gonna make a part two for this. If you have any ideas, let me know.
So yea.
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Hamilton Trash (Random Hamilton stuff)
RandomLiteral Random Hamilton Trash. This is how I handle my obsession.