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Chapter Three

"Ugh I just don't get it Fa, like i got a good grade but like he still gave me detention."

"Well-"
Fa gets cut off by Devon who yelled "Hey bitches" across the whole school. His throat is so wide that he can yell and you can hear it from 20 planets away. He's such a girlboss. Quirky like me!!!

"Hey besties! How ya doin! Anyways I had fun in class, so much fun."

That's definitely not a concerning sentence.

"Hello there, my male companion. You seem to have a white substance on your face. Is that yogurt?"

"Oh Fa Mulan Li Yang! You are so cute and innocent. Bby, its not yogurt, but well anyways moving on!! Have I ever told ya'll that Drag Queen Lord Voldemort is like so poggers!!"

Just as he said that; glitter, sparkles, rainbows, unicorns, and pink diamond rings exploded and revealed drag queen Lord Voldemort.

"Hello there my little babies, I got a nose now. So hot of me I know. Anyways, devon, u are such a material gworl. Bye bye babies!!!"

Another explosion caused it to disappear.

Loud stomping of heels echoed through the halls as a cute little baby boy UwU sweetie runs through the halls. Ah yes, Drag Queen Lord Farquaad.

"LORD VOLDEMORT-KUN WAIT FOR ME DADDY!"

What a simp! I could never be a simp though, I'm just not like that type of girl.

I get escorted by some cute little birds to my detention period after i sang a wonderful tune to summon my minions. Im so cool like snow white.