𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐒 ⌁ b. hargreeves (In hiatus)

𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

The Umbrella Academy
𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐒 ⌁ ben hargreeves

Recap told by Number Eight, Number Two and Four

Written by yashi0z

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Let's do a recap, hm?

Well, a long one that's for sure

Reginald Hargreeves, an eccentric billionaire has adopted 8 children in his home, and called us the Umbrella Academy.

"The guy was a sucker for umbrellas"

"Shut up, Diego. I'm doing a recap here"

Number One, also known as Luther Hargreeves, has the power of superstrength, has a body of a monkey, and also know as the moon boy.

"He apparently has daddy issues and was sent to the moon."

"Diego, can you please get out... I'm trying to do a recap here"

"Right.. sorry continue"

Number Two, also known as Diego Hargreeves, has the power to manipulate the direction of bullets and knives and maybe some other things but we'll find out. He is definitely a mommy's boy, and had two ex-girlfriends in each season...

"I am not a mommy's boy, stop telling everyone that"

Number Three, Allison Hargreeves, has the ability to control anyone with the words "I heard a rumor..." which is a bit terrifying, but she's fun to hang out with.

Number Four, Klaus Hargreeves, a drug addict who is able to summon and commune with the dead. He had a lover named Dave, who I think he met in the army or something...Don't tell Klaus this but he's kind of looks crazy when he talks to any ghosts... it looks like he's talking to himself-

"Hey! I heard that"

"Klaus, what the fuck are you doing in my room?! Im doing a recap here"

"Oh you were? I wanna listen to your recap, If Diego is here then I should be too"

"Wha- you know never mind. Anyways.. "

Number Five, Five Hargreeves, an old man in a 16 year old body or whatever his age is now got stuck in the future because he got his time travelling wrong. He can be a smart little asshole that can also be a pain in the ass but everything is fine.

Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, our brother who died because of a Jennifer incident, he has the ability to release some monstrous tentacles from his torso or something. He never really liked his ability. I never considered him as a brother though..

"Oh yea, you and him had a relationship like Allison and Luther. All googly eyes at the dinner table"

"Klaus, now is not the time for flashbacks or anything"

"Aww she's blushing, Klaus look at her"

"Diego, will you be quiet? Both of you, just.. just let me do my recap. Anyways.. "

Number 7, Viktor Hargreeves, me and him were never close but we had a good sibling relationship. He is my normal ordinary brother but turns out that he had powers because his psychopathic ex-boyfriend helped him discover it. Asshole of a boyfriend...

And lastly me, Number Eight, (Name) Hargreeves, I have the ability to move objects without any physical contact and can manipulate chaos. That is, the power to cause disharmony, confusion, disorder, and etc..

"And (Name) is super crazy, and has a cute crush on a guy named Ben~"

"Klaus, I'm doing my recap here. Can't you let your sister do a recap of everyone in peace?!"

"Sis, you already knew what you were getting into when Klaus came in the room"

"Just let me do my recap in peace"

We all lived in the Academy until all of us went to live our separate lives. Luther stayed with that but eventually went to the moon

Diego got a job as a police or something, Allison became famous, Klaus went to rehab and still did drugs, Five was still in the future until time travelled back to us at 2019, Ben died, Victor lived in an apartment and played he violin. And I was also living my own life... with Diego cause I had nowhere else to go and I owe him... 15 dollars-

"50 DOLLARS!"

"YEA YEA, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU SOON"

Anyways, dad died, everyone got together because of a funeral, Five appears, tells us about an apocalypse, Vanya ended the world in 2019, she also almost ended the world in 1963 or something because of a nuclear bomb or I actually forgot it was but it was another apocalypse, we saved the world...again, then we time travelled again and Vanya turned into Viktor and was able to control his powers now. Then we met more "friends"

Yea apparently Ben is alive, but not our Ben. This Ben was an asshole, hot and attractive but an asshole. The sparrow Academy is getting getting on my nerves. That girl named Fei is so irritating I swear.

"Right?! Ben is quite an asshole, well this Ben in this timeline- did you just call this Ben hot and attractive?"

Anyways, moving on...Reginald was alive, Ben was too, There are people living in our house. Dad said that this isn't the Umbrellas Academy but it was called the "Sparrow Academy"

Long story short, we messed up the timeline...again

Well, shit

Now that the recap is finished, we gotta go, both of you.. say farewell to them.

"Who's them?"

"The readers of course, who else?"

"Oh the readers, see you soon! Hope you enjoy the recap."

"I'm asking you, what readers?!"

"Diego, stop being mean and just say 'see you soon' to them"

"THATS IT, (NAME).. YOU AND KLAUS HAVE GONE CRAZY... IM OUT, BITCHES"

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I was supposed to post this chapter after I was done editing the description, the title and the cover but I got too excited and wanted to publish this.

Hope you liked the recap that was told by (Name), Diego and Klaus..

I'll do a proper introduction on everyone soon, Thanks for reading! Stay safe and be sure to watch the series first before reading this story. I don't want you guys to be spoiled by the ending or something...

(Edit: I just made some grammatical mistakes awhile ago so I fixed them. I'm going to fix the introduction. I'm just making chapter 1 right now..)