"Hey , Princey?" (Name) hummed at said Prince.
"Yes?" He sighed. The young female ninja had been bothering non-stop throughout the day. It was her daily routine , apparently. Any other time , the purple ninja would've confided her into a giant waterball. In hopes of potentially suffocating her, but not today. Today he was just too tired. With Mileena's desire to reclaim her throne and all.
"Why is your attire purple?" , she asked , "Are you gay?"
"Such ignorance doesn't suit you." Actually , it did.
"Why not choose a different color , though?" (Name) pestered on , "Like , I don't know, blue? Wait, no. That's taken. Uh..." The girl looked up in thought. What other color was manly? She then snapped her fingers.
"Pink ! " She announced proudly.
"Pink?"
"Yep! All manly men wear pink."
"I much prefer purple." Rain worried for the girl. Who in Outworld had ever worn pink? Males , that is.
The (h/l) girl began to laugh. Rain raised an eyebrow at her sudden outburst.
"What's funny?"
"I overheard a certain Earthrealmer make a joke regarding the color." She explained , whilst laughing. "What was it? Oh yeah ! Purple Rain !"
Crack
"Hm?" All laughing seized at the sight of a red-faced Rain.
"You have 3 seconds to run."
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Mortal Kombat One-Shots
Fiksi PenggemarWith the newly released Mortal Kombat X , I thought , why not? Besides, the fandom itself is pretty underrated. Enjoy , ya cunts ! Mortal Kombat belongs to Ed Boon.