Brian could feel someone's eyes piercing into his back as he walked down the cold, empty street. It was late at night, almost 12AM, but Brian needed his wallet and phone immediately. How else would he consume corporate media? As he continued down the road to get to Taco Bell, he could still feel someone's eyes burning into his back, but whenever he turned around to see who it was, there was nobody. Brian kept dismissing the thought but the feeling lingered on.
Suddenly, he saw bright flashing lights in front of him down the road. He sprinted down the road to see what had happened and came across the scene of a car crash. Ambulances and police cars raced by him as he scrambled to figure out what happened. He ran up to one of the police officers to ask who had been in the crash.
"It's Karl Koch he died again" said one of them. Brian immediately fell to his knees. How could this have happened again? "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed. After finally absorbing in the tragedy that had just taken place, Brian stood up and said "Who the fuck is Karl". He had no time to worry about some random stranger's death, he had to get his phone and wallet. And a baja blast. He had to take an alternate route seeing as his path was blocked by the scene of the accident. He continued down the road, walking down a dark alley.
He stopped when he heard loud footsteps behind him. He slowly turned around to see who was trailing behind him, when his eyes met the monster that stood before him. Through the dim lit alley, the only thing he could make out were their eyes, but that was all Brian needed to see to recognize him.
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"MATT SHART?!??!!??!!" screamed Brian!!!! "Hello Brian. It is I, Matt Sharp of The Rentals. Have you listened to my new album Q36? Please i worked really hard on it". "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREAMED BRIAN!!! "FUCK YOU MATT SHARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he continued. "I hate you Brian, the relationship sucks DICK" Matt replied, taking out the pocket knife he was concealing up his yknow (penis if you dont know). He lashed out at Brian, stabbing him in the chest. "Ahhhhhhhhhh ouchie wouchie ow ow :(((" said brian. His body slumped over to the ground.
"Time to make my move" said Matt Sharp quietly, as he started drawing the knife over Brian's body, making a deep outline across his whole skin. After he was done, he did the same to his own body. Normally this would be normally painful to a human. but he is not human he is gfay. He ripped his skin off his own body and threw it on the ground next to him. He slowly, gently lifted the skin off of Brian's body and put it on his own. Now he was truely The Relationship Brian bell from the relationship. He turned around and started walking back to Brian's home, about to make his move on the blissfully unaware Rivers Cuomo.
Brian layed in the alley as it started to rain, "That wasnt really niceof him" he thought to himself. Fuming with rage knowing that Matt was the reason he would not get to drink his elusive Baja blast. But alas, all he could do was just lay there in the cold rain.
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die kill
RomanceAfter the tragic death of Karl Koch, Rivers finds himself at his lowest point in years. Who will comfort him in these dark times? (Bian bel)