Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

The Great Adventures of Braidzella and Fives

Fives: Welcome, to the great adventures of Braidzella and Fives!!!

Braidzella: Would you put that camera away?

Fives: Why? It's a good idea to document our journey in case something goes wrong

Braidzella: What could possibly go wrong?

5 hours later:

Fives: AHHHH!!!!

Braidzella: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Fives: I TOLD YOU SOMETHING COULD GO WRONG!!!! WELL, THIS WENT WRONG!!!

Braidzella: It's not that bad!

Fives: We are literally running for our lives, with 20 baby Yoda's, 10 haunted rubber chickens, and Sebulba in his pod racer chasing after us!!!

Braidzella: Okay, maybe it is pretty bad. But, things could be worse!

A Sarlacc Pit emerges from the ground and starts playing jazz on a saxaphone

Fives: THINGS JUST GOT WORSE!!!!

Braidzella: OKAY, OKAY, I ADMIT, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!!

Some Ewoks appear, and start throwing silverware and microwaves at Braidzella and Fives

Braidzella: AHHH!!!!

Freeze Frame

Fives: You're probably wondering how we got ourselves into this mess. Let's rewind the tape

Five hours ago:

Fives: Braidella, care to tell us where we're at?

Braidzella: In the world between worlds

Fives: Yeah, but where in the world between worlds?

Braidzella: I don't actually know. My trail of chocolate chips I left last time ran out, so who knows

Fives: Wait, you mean were lost????????

Braidzella: No. We're just exploring.

Fives: I've seen that weird robe store that Maul runs at least five times. I'm pretty sure we're lost

Braidzella: We'll find our way out eventually. I have GPS

Fives: And what does it say?

Braidzella: That...I'm somewhere

Fives: -Sighs- So, care to tell the audience what exactly we're doing here?

Braidzella: It's a very long, complicated story that would take a while to tell.

Fives: She forgot to lock the door to the world between worlds and R2-D2 snuck inside

Braidzella: Hey! Well, I guess that's technically the truth! But it's also your fault because you distracted me

Fives: What do you mean?

Braidzella: You told me you caught the barracks on fire while trying to make slime. I came running with apple juice to put the fire out, only to be pranked by you. Btw, that syrup was not easy to remove from my hair.

Fives: But the video of it falling on your hair as you slip on a banana was priceless 🤣🤣🤣

Braidzella: Not amused.

Fives: So, it seems we are voyaging in the unknown as we look for R2-D2 before he messes up the entire Star Wars timeline

Braidzella: Right.

Fives: Which could be pretty bad. I mean, what happens if he erases the time I put hot sauce in Domga's food???

Braidzella: Or erases the timeline altogether!