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Rainy Days

Fives: Ugh I'm so bored

Jesse: Me too

Hardcase: I want to eat a potato

Kix: Don't you dare try to eat that potato head again

Fives: What is everyone doing?

Jesse: Watching rain dribble down the window

Echo: Reading the latest regulation manual. Did you know it's illegal to own more than fifty bagels at a time?

Fives: Don't you dare look in my closet

Kix: I'm just in the infirmary. If you're so bored, why don't you come and help me wrap up all these bandages and put them away

Rex: Or, do some chores?

Jesse: Uhhh, sorry! I'm watching these rain drops have a very serious race to the bottom of the window

Fives: I've gotta stack all my bagels up

Rex: I'm tired of you all moping around. For the next half hour, I want you to help Kix and clean the base.

Dogma: Yes sir.

Fives: Fineeeeee

Kix: Alright, I gotta get some more supplies. You two, put all those bandages in that cabinet

Fives: Hey, Hardcase, look at me

Fives is all wrapped up in bandages

Hardcase: You look like a mummy!

Fives: I am the haunted dead Jedi rising from the dead!!!!!!

Hardcase: Oh! I'll be the Sith Lord!

Fives: Let's go scare Jesse and Echo!

Jesse: Why do I have to clean the bathroom?

Echo: Cuz Rex said

Jesse: But like, what if there's a cricket in here?

Echo: You're a solider. Just kill it

Jesse: Can't I just say I cleaned it?

Echo: Only if you want to-

Hardcase: Rawhgh!!!!

Fives: The Jedi and Sith mummies have come to haunt you all!!!!!!!

Jesse: AHHH!!!!

Jesse throws his shoe at Fives and Hardcase

Hardcase: Ow!

Fives: My elbow!

Echo: What the chicken you guys?!?

Fives: Hahaha got ya!!!

Hardcase: You looked so scared!

Fives: Dang, what are those shoes made of?

Jesse: Doonium

Rex: What was that noise?

Fives:

Hardcase:

Rex: Is there a reason you're dressed like mummies?

Hardcase: We scared Jesse and Echo

Echo: You did not-

Kix: I leave you alone for five minutes and this is what happens to my bandages?

Rex: Oh boys...

Fives: What? We're bored!

Jesse: There's nothing to do around here!