Thorn: Alright, let's go over the facts
Thire: Fox has a major crush on Senator Riyo Chuchi
Stone: So major, in fact, he gets all flustered around her
Ahsoka: Little does he know that Riyo also has a huge crush on him
Padme: But of course, she has no idea that Fox likes her as well
Thorn: But it's pretty obvious to everyone else that they like each other
Ahsoka: You should see the way they act around each other when they get caf in the mornings...
Thire: So we're going to help them out...
Stone: Sure we can't just send Senator Chuchi a text that says, "Fox likes u" ?
Padme: No! They need to tell each other! It'll be more romantic that way
Thire: True, but Fox is reeeeally bad at flirting
Padme: So was An-
Ahsoka: ?
Padme: What are we doing? We're wasting time! Thorn, the plan
Thorn: Right Senator. We're going to make sure Fox and Riyo get in the same elevator, and then we're going to lock the doors. It'll seem like a malfunction. Worried that this might be their last moment together, they'll finally tell each other how they feel
Ahsoka: It's perfect! What could go wrong?
Thire: A lot, but it's worth a try
Stone: Unless Fox finds out about this. Then he'll kill us.
Ahsoka: You're joking, right?
Thire:
Stone:
Thorn:
Padme: ...Alright, places everyone!
Riyo is walking down the hall when Padme and Ahsoka come up to her
Riyo: Oh! Padme! Ahsoka! Good morning!
Ahsoka: Morning.
Padme: Where are you headed?
Riyo: Back to my office. I have some work I need to get done
Ahsoka: Oh! Don't use that elevator!
Riyo: Why?
Padme: Because, um, someone farted in there, and it smells awful
Ahsoka: Use the one down the hall. Trust us
Riyo: Okay? See you guys later?
Ahsoka: Yess!!!
Padme: Target one, in position!
Thire: Now for target two...
Thorn: There's only one thing that'll make Fox drop everything....
Fox: Why are you guys just standing around when-
Stone: They installed a new caf machine!
Fox: WHERE????
Thire: The main floor. Better hurry before there's a line!
Thorn: Use the other elevator! That one has a spider in it!
Stone: That was fast.
Fox dashes into the elevator, only to find Riyo inside as the door closes
Riyo: Oh, hello Fox!
Fox: Senator Chuchi. Nice to see you
Riyo: You as well
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