" No Mikey, you're a dick. "
"Dailah..."
"No Mike! You know how jealous he gets. Why would you do this?"
"Look, I didn't mean any-"
"Any harm?! You drew up my thigh in permanent marker. If he finds out, he's gunna think I'm a whore... sleeping around WITH HIS OWN BAND MATE"
"Calm down. Look, I'm really sorry. Now take a breath and tell me what you want to do."
I breathe in deeply. "We need to tell him, if we leave him to find out on his own, he'll be overly mad and we won't have the chance to explain..."