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And so, here I was.. sitting in a cell. Yes, a cell. See, I'm considered a 'criminal' because I like blowing things up and I make weapons and other deadly things illegally, but they lock me up like I committed murder. It's all harmless. I only make the babies, and use them on Saturdays, but not anymore because I'm a 'security risk' to the public. But I mean, what can you do?
I've been in here for the last year or so. Which makes me 26 now. God damn I'm old. I don't know when I'm getting out, or if they'll let me out. I mean, I could always break out, but that's so much work. Plus, everything is free here. I live off of other people's taxes. It's kind of nice. Sure, I can't do anything fun, but it's a small price to pay. One of the guards came to my cell
"L/n, it's your lucky day. You've just gotten your ticket out" The officer told me as he unlocked the cell
"Oh, did they finally realize that I shouldn't be in here for twenty years for making weapons?" I asked. The officer gave me a look
"You know damn well that's not why you're in here" He said
"Listen, it wasn't even a crime. The Pentagon basically left the back door open for me. If they didn't want it to get hacked, they should make their security better. I was basically being begged to take a look" I said
"And that's why you got put in prison" He said
"Well, I have a ticket out now so it doesn't matter" I said
"I'll see you next week?" He asked as I got up and walked out of the cell
"Probably" I said before waving goodbye. Though he followed me
"You know I have to escort you, right? You're still a criminal" He said
"A free criminal" I said. He sighed before leading me to my savior. When I came face to face with my savior, I was shocked to find a pirate
"You're a pirate" I told him. He looked me up and down
"I knew what you looked like before this but I was hoping your file was messed up" The guy said
"You disappointed?" I asked
"The U.S.A's most dangerous criminal, is you. That big title was given to you. And up in person, you do not look like all that" The guy said
"If I'm such a disappointment, then why did you free me? Did you think I was hot and wanted to bang or some shit?" I asked. The man face palmed
"Oh my fucking God. You know what? I'll explain on the way. You're coming with me" He said
"Woah, man. Take me to dinner first. Or give me a name" I said chuckling. The man did not look amused
"My name is Nick Fury, and get your head out of your ass. We've got shit to do" Nick said. So I was actually free to leave, and I did enter the strange man's car, because fuck it why not?
