(randy POV)
it's been 10 years since verosika left and became famous, and since then i've been patient enough for our reunion to come some day, sometimes i think that she might've forgotten about me, sometimes i refuse that she would.
so out of boredom, i decided to get a job at a company called I.M.P. (the Immediate Murder Professionals), but not as a killer or something, more like...back up, just in case something goes wrong
right now, i'm with my co-workers in a lounge where moxxie is trying to aim his crossbow at a picturre of a happy family held in our receptionist's hand, or is it paw because she's a hellhound, while i'm listening to a song called ''until it's gone'' by Linkin Park
randy: just shoot the target already mox.
millie: yeah, just take a deep breathe (inhales) and let it out.
moxxie: but...it's a family, under what circumstance do we ever need to kill a human family?
millie: i mean...if that's what the client wants.
moxxie: ok maybe like a shitty dad, or a mob family, that's understandable. but to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper middle class family bloodline?
loona: hey you don't know they're innocent, this kid probably set's dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying australian kids online and this guy....this guy DEFINITELY watches.
randy: loona's right, and it's like that old saying: never judge a book by it's cover, mox.
millie: exactly what randy said, humans, except randy of course, are full of the secret nasties, which is why so many of them end up here.
moxxie: but?
millie: guilt and innocent aren't our business mox. killing who we're paid to is our business, shoot the target.
she said as she kissed him on the cheek
moxxie: i just think that it's a bit excessive and, we could be a bit more ''selective'' is all.
then blitz barges in with a smile on his face
blitz: guys i want you to meet-
he yelled out as moxxie fired the arrow, which is ricocheting all over the lounge, hit the picture, the edge of a table with a tank full of eels in it, and our boss catches the arrow before it hit his face
blitz: our newest client.
randy: boss, how many times do i have to say this: KNOCK THE FREAKING DOOR!!!!!?????
i yelled as the table flops over and the eels fall out and spread fire all over the room
blitz: dammit moxxie, i just bought those eels!!
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after what happened in the lounge, randy and the others were outside of building talking to our client as she left in a taxi car
blitz: don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free!!!
moxxie: when did we start implementing that deal?
blitz: when you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YYOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!! now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!!
randy: you mean that grimoire?
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The Crimson Knight. (a human oc x verosika mayday story)
FanfictionRandy Burnley, a young straight human male, who was adopted into the goetia family when he was a baby and was found by stella, working at I.M.P with our favorite imp, blitz (the o is silent) and the rest of the crew. he later tells them that he was...
