Randy Burnley, a young straight human male, who was adopted into the goetia family when he was a baby and was found by stella, working at I.M.P with our favorite imp, blitz (the o is silent) and the rest of the crew. he later tells them that he was...
randy was on his phone playing ''Call of Duty: mobile'' and was crushing it and as he was about to get the last kill...moxxie and millie barged in, causing randy to lose the match
randy: AW COME ON!!!!!
millie: RANDY! COME ON!
randy: why?
moxxie: JUST DO IT!!!!
he yelled as millie took randy's hand and they ran to the office where loona was watching the news, and it was in the human world
randy: ok, what's this big important thing you all wanted to show to me?
loona: shocking answer, you're on tv.
Randy: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
millie: yeah, they're all calling you a hero.
moxxie: you're basically famous now.
randy: (voice breaking) what?
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as we see the news anchors doing....whatever the actual hell this is, they straightened up and started their report
tom: good morning, i'm tom tucker...
diane: and i'm diane simmons, today's news is a juicy one because witnesses have seen in the forest was the heroic indvidual known as martha, or at least we thought who was heroic until we found out something...disturbing in her house before it blew up.
tom: we'll leave margaret smith to report in this scene.
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(i know she's a human fanart drawing version from regular show, but pretend she's wearing a news reporter outfit)
margaret: tom, i'm standing in front of the remains of the home of the deceased so-called hero, martha. police reports of security footage of the man who killed the woman, but one camera was able to catch the face pattern of the individual, but all they got is that he was wearing an armored red helmet and they indentified him as the crimson knight, back to you Tom.
