Leaf me alone

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*Crunch*

*Crunch*

*Crunch*

Oliver ran through the forest, pulling Gingi along with him. He was being chased by *something* but he didn't really want to know what. And then it happened.

He tripped over a fucking rock.

The thing approached, and as it did he held up a leaf.

"LEAF ME ALONE!" He shouted, cowering.

Both Gingi and the creature stared at Oliver.

"Was that a fucking pun?" Gingi asked, staring at Oliver.

"Hey, dude, I thought they were gonna kill me- I atleast wanted to go down humorously-" Oliver shrugged, standing up and dusting himself off.

"I was gonna spare you, but now I might actually kill you-" The thing said.

"WAITNO-"

Gingi wheezed as the thing that was actually their sibling chased Oliver around the woods.

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As with most fics I write, this is literally just a product of my boredom- Also, sorry for the short chapter-

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