(Since this is a PG book, the questions are in the media. Sorry @wintersoldier234!)
Cloudy: We are back with a 'very' special guest, Octavian....Yay...
Octavian: Thank you, thank you.... Hey!
Leo: Hay's for horses, teddy bear murderer.
Octavian: I only do that because I have the gift if the prophecy.
Leo: Suuuure... Whatever you say, Doctor Octopus.
Octavian: Humph.
Cloudy: I sense another rivalry coming along. Welcome to the club, Leo.
Leo: Yay! 😄
Cloudy: The reason Octavian is here with us today is because of the first question from @wintersolier234. (In the media) Well??? I think we all wanna know this answer, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.
Octavian: Well first off, I'm not a....
Leo and Percy: BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!! JINX. JINX AGAIN!
Piper: So old guys, so old guys.
Percy: Whatever. *Raises hand in Piper's face*
Piper: Ex-cuse me?
Cloudy: *Places hands on Piper and Percy's face. (In your face, fangirls!) and pushed them apart* What's your answer, Octavian?!
Octavian: I'm not answering that.
Cloudy: I guess that means that you're what she (?) described. He's just stupid crazy. And the other thing you described. 💁
Octavian: Whatever.
Cloudy: Don't forget to add grumpy on there.
Octavian: Am not!
Cloudy: What ever you say, poop face. Whatever you say.
Leo *Whispers to Octavian*: I say you need some cream for that. Wait for it. Buuuuuurn. *Finger catches on fire and pokes Octavian*
Octavian: You little....
Jason: BEEEP!
Leo: *Raises hand to cover heart* Oh. That hurts, man. That hurts.
Octavian: Hahaha...
Leo: *Catches on fire* Fire is catching. And if we burn, you burn with us! *Chases Octavian around camp*
Octavian: *Manliest scream ever*
Piper: Are you, are you,
running 'round the camp.
Where Leo's running
While set ablaze
Strange thing do happen here
No matter where we are
If you saw the things
That we have been through
Jason: *Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap... Etc, etc.*
Piper: Thank you, thank you. And may the odds, be ever in your favor.
Jason: Yes, Sweetheart.
Annabeth: *Whistles the four-tune note*
Percy: *Saying it in the four note tune* That. Is. From. Rue.
Hazel: *Walks into cabin* Hey guys I just... HUNGER GAMES!
Frank: *Walks in after Hazel* Hunger Games? Where? Who? Did anyone volunteer as tribute?
Leo: *Walks back into the cabin while wiping hands* Yeah. Percy did. No, of corse not! Why would anyone wanna be tribute? Can we start the next question? I drove Mr. Octopus out of camp. No need to worry about him anymore!
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