Ask The Demigods! (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Just Book Characters...

Cloudy: Hey everyone! We're back and with a new question! *Leo presses a button that plays a fake round of appluse* Thank you, thank you. Todays question is from greeklover24 and s/he says/asks "You guys know that you are a book and if so what if you were the author and Rick was the main character?" THIS IS DIRECTED TO THE SEVEN. Oh, and we have a special guest here with us for this question: The One, The Only... Drum roll please... RICK RIORDAN!

Rick: Hi.

Percy: Hi. There's a problem here. A big problem.

Leo: I got one last, one last prooblem.

Percy: The problem is that WE'RE A FREAKIN' BOOK!!! NOOOOOOO!!! I HAD THE PERFECT LIFE AND I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!! NOO!!!

Annabeth: Uh, Seaweed Brain, you're not a baby anymore. *Mummbles "Or at least I don't think you're a baby anymore."* You handled more diffucult information.

Percy: *hugging legs and whimping* I don't care. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

Jason: Dude, you're not going to die. And you need to answer the question

Percy: I would make Rick eat blue food for the whole book because BLUE FOOD IS AWESOME!!!

Rick: That actually sounds pretty good..

Percy: I know, right?!

Annabeth: I would make him read books, be an architect, and go the summer camp. FREE KNOWLEDGE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Rick: Okayyy...

Piper: I would make him a model.

Rick: O.O NO.

Piper: Oh but I'm the author.

Rick: *Whimpers*

Leo: I'll make him an awesome surfer dude that rides the waves into the sunset while in flames, he's immune to fire, and he'll say "Mr. Leo McShizzle is the best human being/demigod IN THE WORLD!" And after he says all of that, rainbows will pop up from the horizon.

Rick: Rainbows. Very macho.

Leo: Hey! That's my line!

Rick: I created you, remember?

Leo: Oh yeah. Way to ruin my shazas.

Rick: Well sorry. *Sassy voice and hand motion*

Hazel: Uh, I would make him a miner so he can be rich with all the diamonds, gold, and all the precious materials inn the world.

Rick: Thanks Hazel!

Hazel: Sure thing, Rick.

Leo: Since when have you two become friends?

Rick: Since they were first introduced in the 'Son Of Neptune'.

Percy: THAT'S ME!!!

Annabeth: We know, Seaweed Brain.

Jason: Rick would save the world from evil like us, only with different people and things.

Rick: I'll be a super hero! *Super hero pose*

Jason, Percy, and Leo: *Super hero pose with Rick*

Frank: He'll be a shapeshifter like me.

Leo: And he'll get out of Chinese handcuffs by turning into an iguana.

Frank: You're not going to forget that, are you?

Leo: Nope!

Frank: Ugh... Great...

Leo: Hey, at least you have a story to tell you children and grandchildren!

Rick: That's sound quiet cool, being a shapeshifter.

Frank: It actually is!

Cloudy: And that's it!

Percy: Says who?

Cloudy: Me, because I'm the author of this book! And next time, don't backtalk me, mister!

Percy: Yes m'am!

Cloudy: -_-

Leo: WHALE! I SEE A WHALE! WWWWHHHHAAAALLLLEEEE!!!!

Cloudy: What have I started... Anyway that's all we have time for today...

Percy: Stay Awesome!

Cloudy: Forget it! You guys can do the outdo THIS TIME!

Everyone but Leo: Peace Out!

Leo: WHALE!

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A/N I'm baaack! Sorry it took so long for an update. Its just I haven't been reciving many questions. PLEASE SEND IN SOME!!! Making books are my favorite things to do whe I'm bored, so please send in some questions you have. Remember, you CAN send in dares if you want to! Its mostly to add more humor and fun into my chapters because I feel like they aren't that funny.

*Next update on Wednesday. Check my profile for my update schedule.*

So that's me done with all my gibber gabber. Stay Awesome! Peace Out!