Ask The Demigods! (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Weird Question Answers!

Cloudy: Yay! We got a new commenter! So, this is from reynicoisawesome and the question is directed to Thalia: Did you ever like Luke?
Thalia: *Blushes* Well, umm, he WAS a really good friend, and maybe I liked him a little...
Annabeth: Nico, you know what to do.
Nico: Yay! I've been saving these happy meals, that @Ben_Drowned_Girl gave me, for a while now and I've been wondering when I was going to use them!
Percy: Ok, ok, we get it! Now do your thing!
Nico: Ok, ok, gods. Here I go!
*The ground starts rumbling, then a HUGE crack forms in the ground with a ghostly figure rises out. The ground shuts with a loud, BOOM!*
Luke: Woah! I had the weirdest dream! I was being summoned by... Wait... So that WASN'T a dream, it's for real?! Yay! Hey Annabeth. Hey Thalia! So, why was I summoned?
Piper: Well, we got a question from reynicoisawesome and we thought you would like to here the question AND the answer. Thalia, tell the question AND your reply.
Thalia: And WHAT will I get in return?
Leo: Well, a smoking hot boy of corse! Oh, and, sadly, that's not me, it's Luke.
Thalia: Fine! I'll say it! The question was: Did you ever like Luke? And it's directed to me. My reply was...
Everyone: *Holds their breath*
Thalia: Guys, really? Ok, my answer was "You were a really good friend, and maybe I liked you a little..." Don't say anything!
Luke: Aww... Well Thalia Grace, what would you do if I said I liked you too?
Thalia: Well, wow. Technically I can't date anyone, but can be REALLY close friends...
Artemis: Oh no you don't Thalia Grace! Remember, you're a Hunter! No dating boys!
Thalia: Well, I'm not DATING a boy. We're just really close friends.
Artemis: Oh, well, I guess that's not AGAINST the rules... Oh, alright. You can be friends.
Thalia: THAT'S what it feels like to be a Hunter of Artemis...
Hades: 199,999,999,999...Wait, where's Luke? Wait... NICO!!! Bring Luke back here this instant!
Nico: Ok! Okay guys, say your last good-byes.
Everyone: BYEEEEEE!
Luke: Bye everyone! Hope to see y'all again! Bye Thalia!
Thanlis: Bye! You too!
*BOOM!*
Cloudy: Ok, so we have more questions, from KandyRush5. First question, and this is for all of us, including me and Reynico: What if you switched into the other gender? I would just go with it, except that the fact I have boy parts. THAT would be the worst. *Shivers from that image*
Nico: Do normal girl stuff. I've been a girl before, as a punishment, and all I did was scream and do normal girl stuff so no one wound suspect a thing. Well, I THINK and hope no one suspected a thing...
Reyna: Same as Nico, except I never became a boy before... And do normal boy stuff... If you call doing boy things 'normal'.
Percy: I would scream, jump into the sea, and live there until I turn back into a boy, and if not, I'll stay there for the rest of eternity.
Jason: I would do the same as Percy, but into the sky, not the sea.
Leo: I would find as many girls to be my friends.
Frank: I actually agree with Leo.
Leo: -_- Don't say anything about a whale. That's MY joke.
Percy: LOOK! ITS A DASH, UNDER SCORE, AND ANOTHER DASH!
Annabeth: Seaweed brain.
Piper: Same as Leo, except make friends that are my same gender.
Hazel: Same.
Annabeth: I'll just go with it, like Cloudy said.
Cloudy: The second question from KandyRush5 is: Have you ever had a fight with one another?
Percy: Well, I have had a fight with Annabeth, but not a physical fight. Just the normal relationshipfight
Annabeth: I still remember that. I guess you can say that Rachel was in it also... But we're over it.
Rachel: Good!
Jason: Well, not that I can recall.
Piper: Same.
Hazel: Umm... Nope. No fights.
Frank: And I want it to stay that way!
Leo: Ooo... Depends what you mean by 'fight'...
Cloudy: We have two more questions from KandyRush5 , so here we go! Next question: Would you rather poop bricks or puke slugs? Ewww...
Annabeth: Puke slugs. Pooping bricks I would think would hurt. Sorry, I just had to say that.
Percy: Puke slugs.
Jason: Puke slugs.
Piper: Puke slugs.
Frank: Puke slugs.
Hazel: Wait, didn't Ron from the Harry Potter series puke slugs?
Leo: Yupp! I loved that scene... Oh, and I would rather puke slugs.
Hazel: Gross! Poor Ron... And my answer is puke slugs.
Cloudy: I have to agree with all of you. And the last question is: Would you rather have Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life, or popcorn kernels stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life?
Everyone: Cheetos for fingers!
Leo: Mt reason is because you won't get hungry, you'll just have to lick your fingers!
Cloudy: Well, that's all the questions we have for today! Remember, keep the questions coming and I'll try to answer them! Thanks again for being awesome!
Everyone: Thanks for being... AWESOME!!! BYEEEEEE!

A/N: Wass up guys and gals!? Sorry I haven't been updating on Wednesday-Friday. I was out camping. Don't worry, I didn't ditch school. It was actually part of school! Please comment a question! Don't let KandyRush5, reynicoisawesome, and a few others be the only ones to ask questions! You can participate too! AND you will be recognized in the chapter, so, I hope I cleared that up. I really hope y'all comment. Thanks for being awesome and for being there for me. Later alligator!