~Tell Me A Lie~ (Liam Payne Fanfic) (Book 2 of Take Off!)

Chapter 8- Pranks, Waterparks, and Fights.

Marys POV..

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

Today Is WATER PARK DAY! WHOOOOOO!

Im so excited.

It was about... 7:35 in the morning, and I was the only one awake. Hmm. Its REALLY quiet.

'BANG!' ...

Wtf?.. It sounded like a chair fell downstrairs...Who the hell is awake?.. OMG. NINJAS. THEYRE AFTER ME! NOO.

Im scared.....

Then I hear another Bang, then I hear this.. "Shit!"

Who the fuck?... Im telling you. The Ninja's want my bacon rainbow. And the are NOT getting my damn bacon rainbow... Sorry about their luck.. They better not put a FINGER on my damn bacon rainbow.. Hell Naww. "SHIT!" I hear again. The Fuck?.. I better go scope the place out... I walk downstairs, and see Haley.... Standing on a chair... Jumping on the chair, trying to reach something.? "DAMN IT!" SHe says. "Haley? Ya' okay Love?" I said, I think I scared her, because she fell. "OUCH! YOU FUCKING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" Haley said, Laughing and rolling on the floor laughing. "Sorry. I thought you were a Ninja....Trying to steal my Bacon Rainbow..." I said, Making her laugh harder. "HEY! Today's WATER PARK DAY!" Haley said. "We need to prank them..." I say evily.."What should we do?" Haley asked.. Oh I have an Idea... Muahahahahah!  " We will act like Im going in labor" I said to Haley. She smiled, and nodded devishily. This was going to be great!.. "Wanna make some, Pancakes eggs and Bacon?" Haley asked. "Sure! I could eat!" I said. I cannot wait for our Little Prank! (:

"Haley, Dammit. We need to go to the store.. We dont have Pancake batter, or Bacon." I said, she nodded her head. "I can Drive Now" Haley said. "Ok.. Be careful, I will stay here and start on the eggs, Heres some money..." I said, handing her $20. "Ok, Thanks, and Text me when the boys wake up." Haley said, leaving.

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HALEYS POV..

My first drive...ALONE! WHOOO! Im so happy. If Liam knew.... Oh gosh. I better hurry. I got into Mine and Niall's Grey Lamborghini.  I hope I dont wreck......

I pulled out of our drive-way and turned up the radio, and 'Live While Were Young' came on. I blasted it through the radio systems.

I was driving down, 'Maple Street' and this Car pulled out infront of me. They almost made us get in a damn wreck. Fuckiing stupid people.. Get a piece of my damn mind.. I got out of my car, and Went over to thier Driver's side, door, and knocked on the window.

"Can I help You?" This HUGE Chick asked.

"Yeah, You fucking Pesant!" I said. Im not scared of her ass..

"EXCUSE ME BITCH!?" She said.

"Get our of the fucking car.." i said.

"Bitch, Please. I could take you." She said.

"Then do it." I said.

She got out. She looked like a damn Hooker. Whores these days thinkin thier so tough. Come On Bitch.

"Stupid Ass" She said to me.

"FUCKING WHORE!!!" I yelled so loud, I think everyone In the neighbor hood heard.. WAIT!? Im still in our neighbor hood. I hope Mary, and the Lads didnt hear that.

"Im NOT the whore, Whore" She said.

I pushed her, Damn she was taller than I had expected....If Liam was here... He would slap me.. If Louis, Harry, or Zayn were here.. They would cheer me on, and laugh. If Niall was here.. He would yank me back, and take me home. (Take me home is a SONG ;D) If Mary was here, she would Help me beat this whores ass. Haha. Then I saw, a LARGE man step out of the Car on the passengers side..