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➤ Hello it's me Kali (author)! I wanted to make this for fun!
Just some funny moments that I think would happen if this was a TV show being filmed, and all the characters were actors and such...

Enjoy!

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Kali: "Muzan please give Douma his wig back we need it for the next shot.."

Muzan: "Who is this Muzan you speak? I am Doum-ass and I eat women only cause I'm an asshole!" *strikes a pose*

Douma in the back: "Guys... please stop hating on me....."

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Kokushibo: "Do I actually have to put all these sunglasses in for the shot?"

Kali: "Yes."

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Everyone: *laughing and shouting*

Kali: *sigh* "we've had it reshoot the scene eight times, where (Name) is afraid of Douma and Akaza because they keep making faces at the girls off camera....
It's causing me a massive headache."

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Daki: "ew a human girl."

(Name): "ew a demon girl."

Both: "Let's go."

*walks away fabulously*

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Muzan: "Hi I'm Muzan and your watching the Disney channel!" (Twirls magic wands)

Everyone: (incoherent laughing and yelling)

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(Name): (throws dirt at everyone) "HOMELESS CONFETTI!!!!"

(Kay, so my friend actually did this, he walked up and threw dirt in my eyes and screamed "homeless confetti!")

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Kai: "so we actually had to ban all uno decks from the filming sights, because everyone is starting to get into physical fights.."

(Name): "gimme back my damn uno stack!!"

Director crew: "NO!"

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(Name): "haveyouexceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior?"

Kali: "there is no Jesus... only satan."

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Everyone: (fighting, yelling, incoherent insults)

Kali: "ugh just shut put please.."

(Name): "Welcome back to another episode of kali disapproves!"

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Ubuyashiki: "The ratio of my screen time to my makeup prep time is incredible..."

(Name): "just don't let the directors hear you."

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Akaza: "Muzan's always laughing off camera.. I'm surprised he can act such a serious character.."

Muzan: (laughs)

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(Name): "so most people don't know, but Hantengu is actually supper ticklish."

Hantengu: "someone help!! Douma's trying to tickle me again!!!!"

Douma: "come back hereeee~"

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Kali: "so we have to check (Name)'s bags daily because one time it turns out her entire bag was full of whole, raw bell peppers..."

Kamanue/lower moon 6: "GUYS SHES EATING THE BELL PEPPERS WHOLE AGAIN!!!!"

Kali: "she bites into them like they're apples...."

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So yeah there's just some funny bloopers!