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Philippe: Put down the gun, Lillith.
Lillith: Your outfit is so dull. It needs more pizazz!
Philippe: I don't care, just hand over the glitter gun.
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Nicholas: Its so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Alex: Whos Steve Jobs?
Nicholas: Ligma Balls.
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Skye: Did it hurt when you fell?
Alex: From heaven? No, I'm no-
Skye: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Alex:
Nicholas: We both saw that.
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Mei: Hey, are you okay? You blacked out for a while, so do you remember anything?
Lillith: Only the ambulance that brought me here.
Mei: I brought you here.
Lillith: But I heard sirens?
Mei: Oh, that was Skye.
Skye: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Lillith: A woman's place is on the battlefield.
Alex: So you want women to die?
Mei: Funny how you immediately assumed that women would lose the battle...misogynist much?
Alex: You're right. I'll reflect on my behaviour. Sorry, women.
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Philippe: [Showering]
Petra, pulls back the shower curtain: Hey, did we-
Petra: Stop screaming it's me.
Petra: Did we run out of strawberry milk?
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Nicholas: Hi! Could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Lillith: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Mei: Why were you microwaving a lemon??
Lillith: I read boiling lemon helps in covering up bad smells. I wanted to cover the scent of burning oranges but I didn't own any pots.
Skye: You burnt an orange too?? How????
Lillith: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Mei: Are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night.
Skye: I got a solid eight minutes.
Mei:
Skye: Well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine.
Skye: You're not even that blurry right now.
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Lillith: Its crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things, and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle.
Alex: And he was amazing in the titanic!
Mei: He was truly a Renaissance man.
Philippe:
Philippe: [Slowly puts head on the table.]
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Skye: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Alex: Put spaghetti in it.
Skye: Im currently taking suggestions from anyone but you.
Nicholas: Put spaghetti in it.
Skye: Im currently taking suggestions from anyone but the two of you.
Lillith: Put spaghetti in it.
Skye: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Randomhughschool rangers + others tidbits I created and wabted to show my frens but didn't have anywhere to share them lmao esp u @rey
