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Alex: Which one of you guys broke the toaster!?
Mei: Philippe.
Lillith: It was Philippe.
Skye: Philippe broke it.
Philippe:
Philippe: YOU GUYS PROMISED–
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Nicholas: Remember what we say about women, Ryan?
Ryan: OOOH I KNOW!!
Nicholas: If she seems kinda mad...
Nicholas: And her patience is slippin...
Ryan: Just walk away, cuz women be trippin!!
Nicholas: Thats right, Ryan.
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Petra: What's a thot?
Skye: Its a thoughtful person.
[Later at the Dining Table]
Philippe: Here's the salt, Petra.
Petra: Thanks, Philippe. You're such a thot!
Philippe: [Spits out water]
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Waiter: Children under 12 eat for free.
Haneul:
Skye:
Haneul: She's twelve.
Skye: NO IM JUST A SHORT AND FLAT TEENAGER!
Haneul, kicks her under the table: She's twelve.
Skye: Yeah, I'm twelve, that was a joke.
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Nicholas: What movie is this?
Alex: I love you man
Nicholas: I love you too, but seriously what's the movie called?
Alex: I LOVE YOU MAN
Nicholas: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
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Philippe: We call that a traumatic experience.
Philippe, turning to Alex: Not a "bruh moment".
Philippe, turning to Skye: Not "sadge".
Philippe, turning to Nicholas: And definitely not an "oof LMAOOO".
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Mei: So an octopus can change its colour to mimic its surrounding. When octopi do this, its called–
Alex: An Octo-lie.
Mei: ...metachrosis.
Lillith:
Lillith: Mock-topus.
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Lillith: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Philippe: Have everyone stand.
Alex: Bring three more chairs!
Mei: The most important ones can sit down.
Nicholas: Kill three.
Skye: Hey, that's a good idea!
Lillith:
Lillith: You're all incorrigible.
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Lillith: [Sets the kitchen on fire]
Skye: Wheres the responsible adult??
Mei: Hes sleeping on the couch.
Alex: Don't worry guys, I've handled things like this. Get me a bucket of water.
Alex, dumping the water on Philippe: WAKE UP, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
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Petra, in the group chat: My stomach growled super loud in french, omg.
Skye: Bonjour~
Nicholas: Le growl
Haneul: Feed me la baguette
Petra: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled during French class, I apologise.
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Randomhughschool rangers + others tidbits I created and wabted to show my frens but didn't have anywhere to share them lmao esp u @rey
