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[At a restaurant, the light starts to dim]

Alex: Is it just me or is it getting sexier in here?

Nicholas: I CANT SEE MY FUCKING MENU

Philippe: One peaceful meal... One peaceful meal is all I ask...

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Alex: I don't see any beautiful girl...

Lillith: Just turn around.

Skye: Lillith, please. Only one of us can hallucinate at a time.

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Nicholas: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Mei: Why?

Nicholas: I want to stand outside Skye's place and annoy her.

Lillith: Technically, you don't need to know how to play it for that.

Nicholas: ...You have opened my eyes.

Lillith:

Lillith: What have I done-

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[Inside a haunted house]

Ryan: Are you scared?

Rea: No

Ryan: Don't worry, I gotchu fam

Ryan: [Stomps on lightup sneakers]

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Philippe: Thanks, you guys! Meeting you two was the best thing that ever happened to me!

Alex: Meeting us was the best thing that ever happened to you???

Lillith: Thats just sad.

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Petra: So what was your childhood like?

Skye: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level three friendship level to unlock?

Petra: ....What's my level?

Skye: Ten. So it all started when-

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Philippe: [Buys an umbrella]

Mei: Who even buys an umbrella?

Alex: Yeah, you can get them for free in those coffee shop tin buckets.

Lillith:

Lillith: Those belong to people.

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Mei: I just want to hear the three little words.

Nicholas: I love you.

Mei: Thats sweet, but try again.

Nicholas: I will behave.

Mei: There you go.

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Young Haneul: I'll be the bad cop, you be the good cop.

Young Skye: Okay!

[Later]

Young Haneul: Tell us what did it, or else-

Young Skye: Yeah! Spill the tea, sis!

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Ryan: HELP! I'm drowning!

Alex: Calm down, Ryan. We're only six feet into the water.

Ryan: NOT ALL OF US ARE SIX FEET TALL!?

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 03, 2023 ⏰

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