Teenage girl's rants

Period 101 (my style)

THE GOOGLE HANGout WILL BE SOON OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT I WILL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND BC ITS MY BFFS BDAY AND SHOUT OUT TO YOU SARAH

Ok so periods.

I've spoken about periods for so long its really funny that all my chapters are like the same, but like the last time I wrote about periods I wasn't really thinking what I said through.

OK WE ARE GONNA HAVE THIS CLASS RN OK. I DONT CARE IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT LISTEN DURING RELIGION OR WHEREVER YOU LEARN ABOUT SEX OR PERIODS BUT WE LEARNED IT IN RELIGION oK. IDK WHAT SEX ED IS BUT I DONT WANT TO KNOW SO SHUSH.

Basically our feminine-ness body (or potato sack heheheheheh jk) down there..inside our stuff.

our bodies are like "WE WANT BABY! WE WANT BABY!"

So our bodies kinda just start building a nest, for a baby they think we are gonna have like theyre probably thinking "omg shes gonna have a baby at like 12!!!11!" (Im not 12 ok, I had my first period at 12)

So they work on it for like 28 days, or atleast three weeks and us girls are kinda just:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and our bodies under are like:

ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ -("REVENGE! REVENGE!")

So our bodies just make us rue those three weeks of not getting pregnant (I DONT ADVISE U TO GET PREGNANT OK IF U DO DONT BLAME ME MAKE SURE U ARE READY FOR A KID BUT DONT GO CALL JERRY OR MAURY SAYIN IM DA DADDY BC IM A GIRL)

And they just literally kill us from the inside out, sorta like when your mom tells you to clean your room and your in an angry mood so you kind of don't clean it but angrily tear stuff down idk.

So yeah, they give us a bunch of random hormones resulting to moodiness and make us hungry, anD WHY DID I HAVE TO HAVE MY PERIOD WHEN ZAYN LEFT.

Anyways, it results us bleeding to death and literally think we are peeing our pants. And forces us to wear rlly ugly underwear and for some girls, sticking a piece of fabric up there.... pie hole (I STILL WONT DO IT)

*Michelle Phan voice*

"Good Luck"

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE BC I LOVE THAT SMILE ON U IT MAKES U LOOK HOT