We went to the local Waffle House to get some waffles and coffee
Cthulhu: There are so many different types of coffee here
Dave: Yeah well its nothing compared to Starbucks
Cthulhu: Ah yes the biggest coffee shop chain
Dave: Yep
I had a sip of coffee and began eating my waffles
Waitress: Here are your 10 waffles sir
Cthulhu: Ah thank you, Here have a 10 dollar tip
He proceeded to hand her a 10 dollar bill
Waitress: You usually give tips after you pay
Cthulhu: I know
She walked away with the money
Dave: Where did you get that?
Cthulhu: The officer
Dave: Stop Stealing
Cthulhu: He was part of the reason we left there and walked more before I got my coffee!
He slammed the table and then began devouring his waffles as his tentacles pulled them into a endless maw of teeth that ripped the them apart
I began eating as well
Cthulhu: Mmmmm tasty yes I will like these waffles
Dave: What is your fav breakfast
Cthulhu: ∆¶¶\£ ¶•£
Dave: Huh?
He laughed
Cthulhu: It's a food from my world haven't had it in thousands of years, pretty tasty tho
Dave: What's it taste like
Cthulhu stroked his tentacles
Cthulhu: I don't know any human food like it
Dave: So it was truly unique then
Cthulhu: Yep!
He smiled and then devoured the rest of his food before getting back to his coffee
Dave: So how did you wake up
Cthulhu: Well when you jumped into the ocean you hit something that hit something that hit other things leading to something waking me up so I went to congratulate you on waking me and found you almost dead
Dave: So my luck is so bad that when I jumped to my death I not only failed I started the end of the world
Cthulhu looked...saddened by this
Cthulhu: You were gonna end your life?
Dave: Huh uh yeah I was planning on it after my ex dumped me and my mom died in the same month
Cthulhu: That waffle wasting little... Dave!
He shouted and stood up scaring me
Cthulhu: I have a proposition for you!
Dave: Uh ok? What uh is it?
Cthulhu: I will not end the world until you live a happy fulfilling life! And until then I will aid you!
Dave: Oh uh thanks?
At least he won't end the world
Cthulhu: What do you say?
He reached his hand down to me and I shook it
Dave: Yeah sounds good to me
Cthulhu smiled enjoying his new friend and I was just happy to have one, This would be interesting
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Dave And Cthulhu
HumorA guy who jumped into the ocean to end his suffering only to wake Cthulhu The Dreamer, an elder god, the 2 then become friends over a cup of coffee I don't own coffee or Cthulhu the rest is original, Minor warning for the first chapter includes suic...
