Dorkily Ever After

Chapter 24 ~ Butterflies

A lot of swearing ahead, read at your own risk :-)

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Still Dylan Cooper's sexy as fuck point of view

An hour passed and we were just blabbering things like a girl until I remembered twitter.

"Just make me a twitter." I cut Archie off with his laugh.

Seriously, He's been laughing like a minute or two now.

"Let me borrow your phone." He asked for my phone which I quickly gave him. "I'll make us three." He grinned.

"Don't you dare make my username Archibald!" Archie sat between us.

"Hey! Don't you dare make my last name 'Henderson'!" I kid.

"Shouldn't I be saying the same thing?" A feminine voice chimed in.

"Jelly already?" Tom asked Lisa.

Here they go again. They're effing each other with their words.

"Agh!" Archie sighed heavily. "Can you please just do the lovey dovey or what so ever you call it in a bed!" He hissed. "It's been like... flirting in 3 freaking hours in front of us!"

"Hey, I'll give him back to you once we're done." Lisa kids with a wink. "BTW, I helped Lianna make lasagna since the guy, who should be cooking right now, didn't even taught her properly." She obviously was talking about me.

I completely forgot about that.

"But I made her feel better though." I shrugged, feeling proud.

"What the heck?! I thought-" "By words." I stopped Archie.

Oh yeah, The old greenie jerks are back.

"You know girls don't like perverts, don't you?" Lisa said arranging the table that laid between sofas.

When she reaches down for the table, Tom purposely looks at her butt which kind is kind of funny.

"As if you don't." Tom chuckled; looking away so she won't notice.

"I managed to like you, didn't I?" Lisa giggled. That cute giggle she always make.

"Well, You're the reason why I'm perverting around." Tom shrugged while looking at my phone and continued what he was about to make before Lisa came.

"I feel extremely special." She smiled.

"Just feel 'extremely' special after you make my dreams into reality." Tom said as Lisa retreat to the kitchen.

She stopped for a while and said. "I will." She winked at him and left again.

"Do Kristen and you do that?" I asked Archie in disgust.

"No!" He quickly answered like a girl. "I won't treat her like a slut."

"You talk like you're accusing me of treating my girlfriend like a slut." Tom says seriously. There was no tone of angry or something.

"Aren't you?" Asked Archie and Tom shrugged.

"Well, we treat each other like that." He smiled meaningfully.

You know, as if he's thinking something inappropriate about his girlfriend.

Well... I couldn't blame him. I've been in that stage.

"Oh yeah? You were just nagging me why I called Kristen a bitch when you -" "It's just a joke." Tom chuckled.

"Which is half meant." Archie said.