Dorkily Ever After

Chapter 52 ~ Gown Fitting

Lianna Camp's a little less than angry point of view

"Unbelievable!" I rolled my eyes and stabbed my fish fillet with the fork on my right hand. "When I told him I think he shouldn't stop the marriage, He does and... and tells me that he doesn't want to be married with me." I told Troy, who took me out for lunch when he saw my smile upside down.

"You know what, let's go back to school. Your friends might be looking for you." He said as he wipes his mouth with a napkin. "Dylan might be looking for you."

"He won't dare." I crossed my arm, he chuckled out of the blue. I realized that I was still holding the fork with fish fillet. "He just denied me in front of all of his fucking fans!" I continue to let all my infuriation out.

"He didn't deny you. He just wants to--" "Protect me? Isn't that alibi supposed to be illegal for him now. He kept using it nonstop." I almost sent the fish fillet flying, fortunately It just dropped on the floor.

"Argh!" I growled between my gritted teeth

"Maybe that was really his sole purpose. You're his best friend, he's 20% in love with you or maybe even more than that, He's totally into you. Maybe that's why he's so protective of you." He signaled a staff to finally serve his dessert.

I just watched the staff do it and thought about it.

By denying? Who in their right mind would deny someone just so she'd be protected, huh?

"Protect me by denying me?" I asked him, hoping for an answer but he just kept eating. "Or maybe to pretend protecting me so he could... bang other girls." I said.

"He wouldn't dare." He mocked me and I kicked him on his knee. "I swear, If I have you as my best friend, I won't dare to bang other girls." He says. "We'll have benefits from each other."

"Well, you're not him."

"Ironic, Coming from a girl who's motto is: 'Guys are all the same'." He said. "It's true, Half true. Guys are all the same when it comes to sexual terms. The only difference is how we treat girls and how we bang them."

"What do you mean sexual terms?"

He breathed heavily, and tried to offer some of his banana split which I gladly rejected, swallowed the food he's chewing and opened his mouth to talk. "Sexual terms? You know. Hot tutors we want to bang. How we think about fucking every hot girl we pass by. We all do that."

"Example?" I asked.

"I hate you, Lianna." He said and sat up straight. "For example. All males, including heterosexual and homosexual, watch porn. The only difference is what kind of porn we want to watch. Teenagers, milf, midgets, ebony, asi--" "Too much info." I stopped him.

"I get it now." I said. "It's like, All people love pizza and their only differences is what flavor they love."

"They love most... And how we eat them pizza " He corrected. "Some of us don't stick to one."

I rolled my eyes. "Okay."

"For example, Every guys, who wouldn't want a girl as his best friend not unless she is hot and maybe wants to fuck his girl best friend. The difference between every guys is that how they want to bang them and how long they want to keep the good boy act." He shrugged. "Don't worry, Dylan's already jacking off with your picture while you're asleep."

I kicked him again. This disgusting organism.

"I'm just kidding. Not every guys do that. Some prefer real sexual intercourse not just his own hands."